Cooch Worm

A worm/parasite that enters the cooch and makes a nest inside.

Emma had a cooch worm so she had to go to the obgyn.

by Dadaddy1638261 March 6, 2018

cooch clerk

a woman who sells her vagina for crack.

the cooch clerk is giving me a %10 discount because i have loads of store cred! HIGH FIVE!

by orange123 March 2, 2009

trout cooch

A cooch or vagina that smells of trout or fish.

Renee is a trout cooch.

by Stupidbitch456 December 14, 2016

cooch-poacher

One with the habit of stalking cooch that belongs to someone else, often the cooch of a friend.

Go easy on the Tequila tonight, there is a cooch-poacher eyeing your lady.

by Fading Glory October 6, 2008

cooch stretcher

An abnormally large penis or a child.

How many cooch stretchers do you have?

by Big Foots Dick July 6, 2015

Doom Cooch

A Cooch of Doom, possibly related to Vagina Dentata (... what a wonderful phrase...)
Or,
Someone who ruins a good time.

Don't lose your wrist watch in that Doom Cooch. That thing might take your hand off!

by gothangelic March 4, 2009

cooch snatcher

Same as a Cooch Pirate.
Someone who is constantly looking for cooch, or someone who is constantly stealing people's virginity and it is unwanted.

Hogan is a cooch snatcher.

by lelelelelelalalloidoidoid November 16, 2007