cooch poodle

A skank who hasn't shaved her who-ha in 10 months.

That girls skirt is so short you can see her cooch poodle.

That cooch poodle needs two hair styles for that short dress!

That stripper needs to shave her cooch poodle, it's springing out the side of her thong.

Her cooch poodle itself could give me it's own lap dance!

by Ofmay November 18, 2013

cooch-poacher

One with the habit of stalking cooch that belongs to someone else, often the cooch of a friend.

Go easy on the Tequila tonight, there is a cooch-poacher eyeing your lady.

by Fading Glory August 10, 2008

pack a cooch

Where some one packs their meat into a cooch

Damn nigga lemme pack a cooch you

by Doughboy Braden October 08, 2013

pinchy cooched

When an individual becomes pissed off about something, extremely angry.

Sarah became pinchy cooched after Jason told her to stop being so fucking nosey.

by StephyJ October 12, 2007

trout cooch

A cooch or vagina that smells of trout or fish.

Renee is a trout cooch.

by Stupidbitch456 December 15, 2016

cooch snatcher

Same as a Cooch Pirate.
Someone who is constantly looking for cooch, or someone who is constantly stealing people's virginity and it is unwanted.

Hogan is a cooch snatcher.

by lelelelelelalalloidoidoid October 28, 2007

Canyon cooch

A vagina that is streched really wide and loose, usually as a result of promiscuity

After screwing every guy she met all summer, that blonde developed a nasty case of canyon cooch

by Hilarion Tada December 16, 2010