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cooch clerk

a woman who sells her vagina for crack.
the cooch clerk is giving me a %10 discount because i have loads of store cred! HIGH FIVE!
by orange123 March 2, 2009
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trout cooch

A cooch or vagina that smells of trout or fish.
by Stupidbitch456 December 14, 2016
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pack a cooch

Where some one packs their meat into a cooch
by Doughboy Braden October 8, 2013
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Cooch Worm

A worm/parasite that enters the cooch and makes a nest inside.
Emma had a cooch worm so she had to go to the obgyn.
by Dadaddy1638261 March 6, 2018
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pinchy cooched

When an individual becomes pissed off about something, extremely angry.
Sarah became pinchy cooched after Jason told her to stop being so fucking nosey.
by StephyJ October 28, 2007
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cooch stretcher

An abnormally large penis or a child.
How many cooch stretchers do you have?
by Big Foots Dick July 6, 2015
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Doom Cooch

A Cooch of Doom, possibly related to Vagina Dentata (... what a wonderful phrase...)
Or,
Someone who ruins a good time.
Don't lose your wrist watch in that Doom Cooch. That thing might take your hand off!
by gothangelic March 4, 2009
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