When an individual needs to urgently pass a stool with no restrooms in sight leading to contractions of the pucker from resisting the urge to soil ones pants.
Man, I was stuck in traffic and desperately needed to go number two. It was so urgent that I experienced pucker contractions like when you use a muscle stimulator. Thankfully, I found an offramp and a restroom at a gas station.
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