When a girl freezes green tea ice cubes and puts them in her mouth and than places the guy's balls in her mouth.
by JT Miller July 15, 2009
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By smearing peanut butter on her cooter, she conditioned her doberman to provide her 'non-prime time' pleasure
by wriggler February 21, 2005
Get the condition mug.The Colombian Air Conditioner is a term which refers to the sexual act in which two people spread their assholes, and press them against one another. Upon doing this, one of the participating parties flatulates into the other's spread anus. This will cause said member to burp the fart out. If one so desires to have the air cold, one could hold icecubes in their mouth. It is often used as a threat to those whom you dislike, or wish to engage in sexual intercourse with.
Tim: "Your a bitch."
John: "Shut up before I give you a Colombian Air Conditioner."
Jane: "Hi Jack"
Jack: "Hey babe do you want a Colombian Air Conditioner tonight?"
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Jane: "Hi Jack"
Jack: "Hey babe do you want a Colombian Air Conditioner tonight?"
by Botoraka October 22, 2017
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Paris Hilton: I got to party at home in my mansion while I served my jail sentence because I had an unspecified medical condition; that's hot!
by Humpty June 30, 2007
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Mary & I were doin'it doggy style last night, then I pulled out and shot a load of Cum Conditioner all over her hair
by A H Choo June 26, 2008
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Guy 1: I cant go man I was up all night making sweet sweet love to Lisa.
Guy 2: Dude I thought you were seeing Veronica?
Guy 1: Lisa's a preexisting condition man! Shes Grandfathered in!!!
Guy 2: Dude I thought you were seeing Veronica?
Guy 1: Lisa's a preexisting condition man! Shes Grandfathered in!!!
by ChiBlonde November 10, 2012
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