Nolo Contendere

A plea by which you are not contesting the evidence or charge against you, and yet the judge is still going to find you not guilty.....because he feels like what you have been through is traumatizing enough.

You can either plead guilty, not guilty, or nolo contendere which means........

by teamroper233 March 10, 2023

Knevil conundrum

When you chance it by not wearing a condom for whatever reason and the chick gives you an STD.

Bro 1: GAWD IM STUPID! I should of wrapped it with Treniese! Thot gave me 3 STDs.
Bro 2: LOL you dumb fuck she is hawt and that pussy has been crushed like a monster jam. You got yourself in a knevil conundrum.

by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023

Kalal conundrum

When you facetiously offer someone sexual favors to thank someone and then they take you up on it, putting you in an awkward situation

Person 1: Thank you for bailing me out, I owe you a blowie. Haha

Person 2: I got you, how does Thursday sound?

Person 1: ……..

Person 2: I see you’ve gotten yourself into the Kalal conundrum

by CameronMitchell612 April 1, 2023

The Conundrum

An example of how not to make a YouTube video.

"Oh, have you seen The Conundrum?"
"What the fuck are you doing in my closet."
"Watch NoahIsCanned on Prime video or YouTube!"

by TheCannMann June 12, 2023

half contender

Someone who isn’t fully participating in events. Can also be stretched as an insult.

Yoo chad didn’t finish the breweys last night, what a half contender

by anonymous October 29, 2023

The Bautista Conundrum

When a point guard’s duty is to always pass it to the open man, but the open man is Ben every play.

Why does Ben have 20 shots in the first half? Must be The Bautista Conundrum.

by BCLAXO December 9, 2021

The Biscuit Conundrum

The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.

Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.

Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”

Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”

Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”

Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”

by x427 October 5, 2023