horror movie conception

when your watching youtube since you watched a horror movie but an ad comes on for a horror movie that you cant skip so your just fucked

jenna i told you i would make a definition for horror movie conception

by clancy9019a November 9, 2016

Principal Points & Conclusions

A document that summarizes another document, however, the summarizing document does not fully capture the context, nature, and substance of the document it proclaims to summarize.

P1: I read the principal points & conclusions memo which said there were no grounds for dismissal?

P2: Oh jeez! You cant read a document summarizing another document because on occasion the summarizing document does not fully capture the context, nature, and substance of the document it proclaims to summarize.

P1: What! No! There were no ground for dismissal.

P2: Sure. However, the four hundred page report says otherwise.

by MD451 May 23, 2023

Fallacy of Impossible Conclusions

The rhetorical trap of demanding that your opponent reach a conclusion with a level of certainty, completeness, or finality that is literally unattainable in any human discourse. It's the opposite of jumping to conclusions—instead of accepting flimsy evidence as sufficient, it rejects all evidence as insufficient unless it meets impossible standards. In online debates, this fallacy appears when someone demands "absolute proof" of a historical event, "100% certainty" about a scientific finding, or "complete information" before any conclusion can be drawn. The goal isn't to find truth but to create an epistemic black hole where no conclusion can ever escape. It's a metafallacy because it abuses the legitimate principle of "don't jump to conclusions" to justify never concluding anything at all.

Example: "He demanded I provide every single vote count from the 1876 election before I could claim it was contested—a perfect Fallacy of Impossible Conclusions designed to make historical consensus forever unreachable."

by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026

Clare's Marvellous Concoction

Clare's Marvellous concoction is an extraordinarily.... Special beverage. It must ONLY be consumed on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. It can be any spirits, but usually is peach vodka, rum, and some kind of soda. The soda can be one of four types. It can be Fresca, which is most commonly used; Mango loco monster energy drinks if you're feeling fancy; just regular club soda; or orange crush. If you use anything else, you have betrayed Clare and she will come for you and massage your scalp with her fingernails.

Hazel: "Hey, did you have any of Clare's Marvellous Concoction on New Year's?"
Niko: "Oh, yeah, tons. So did Clare. She was bright red."
Hazel: "That's crazy. I'll join you next time. Eva and Arianna might have too much though."
Niko: "But we'll have to wait until next New Year's!"
Hazel: "Ugh, Clare's no fun"

*Clare's fingers materialize and tickle Hazel's scalp* "AHHHHHH NIKO HELP"

by Just a chill guy <3 March 11, 2026

Not going to jump to conclusions

Already doing it bitch. How's that ear? How many bullet holes do I have in MY ear? I'll give you a hint: The number looks like an "O" and it also looks like a bullet hole, interestingly enough. Better question is: How many mentally retarded billionaires does it take for my theory of AI to work? Another hint? The answer to the second question is the SAME AS THE FIRST! 😃 It's a two-fer!

Hym "Ok. They are not going to jump to conclusions THIS time like they did LAST TIME or like the time that they drone struck a boat... And then claimed it was drug traffickers... And then it WASN'T ACTUALLY DRUG TRAFFICLERS... It was just fishermen... We are going to do that THIS TIME. INSTEAD... We are going to wait to see if it's the 🔫 schizophrenia AGAIN... And then we are going to lie and say it was our political enemies... Even though we know it WASN'T THAT... Ok. I'm ready. I'm ready for the not jumping to conclusions we are about to do.... Ok? Go!"

by Hym Iam October 1, 2025