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Comcasted

To be fucked over by comcast customer support including but not limited to customer service, comcast technicians, or the comcast equipment they provide. This also could include technicians not showing up to the job and lying about leaving messages.
I got comcasted today when I left work early to wait for Comcast to come and repair my internet only to not have anyone show up for the appointment.
by mrobz September 9, 2016
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Comcastic

When an ISP is being shitty, spotty, or fucks you over without lubing or putting on a condom first, then you get ISP-STDs, AKA the Comcasts. It's similar to the aftermath of an interracial three way in the back of some fat gay dude's RV.
My life is Comcastic :( - Why? - I keep getting fucked by my internet service provider.

My ISP promised it to be (this fast! super fast!) but I'm only getting about 10% of it. My internet is Comcastic! :(
by rreighe2 July 8, 2016
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Comcaster

Is an employee who has worked at Comcast for their entire professional career and believes Comcast is better than sliced bread in everything they do! The Kool Aid is drank on a daily basis!
Mike is a Comcaster, only take in about 50% of what he says as he drinks daily from the corporate Kool Aid!
by broberts22 December 17, 2019
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Comcastic

The polar opposite of fantastic. The worst of the worst. The equivalent of the 11th level of hell.
The companies software is so poorly written it consistently crashes my computer at the most inconvenient times. It’s Comcastic!
by TNDil444 July 15, 2024
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getting Comcasted

A. Losing connection or experiencing an extreme LAG spike at a pivotal moment when you need your internet to work, such as a boss fight in an online game or during a big presentation over zoom.

B. also known as getting "Xfinity'd"
Hey guys! Sorry I caused us to wipe and lose hours of raid progress - I keep getting Comcasted.

My apologies, Mr. Arasaka. I got Xfinity'd during the presentation with the investors. I'll commit seppuku now...
by Tamilder April 15, 2021
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comtastrophe

When the state representative posted half naked pictures to his instagram it was a comtastrophe when the media picked it up.
by BlindRef February 5, 2014
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Combastronaut

A combat astronaut. The combatant troops associated with the new “Space Force.”
Combastronauts will be deployed to space stations once militarized
by DJ1040EZ June 22, 2018
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