someone who is like obsessed with things being at the EXACT time they want even though it legit doesn’t matter.
my prof is such a fucking clockster. she really was like “you can’t take the final because you came to class late 🤓☝🏾” like bitch class starts at 8:00 and i got there like no shit 10 seconds after 💀
by cumrag82 December 29, 2024
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A fancy word for a cock sucker at any mining facility either surface or underground. A worker who favours the bosses cock in their mouth. A worker most likely to be found under the bosses desk.
-The boss looks really off guys. Maybe we should send in the Cocksière.
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by Ugminer October 7, 2025
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Known for blasting off into situations no reasonable human would attempt, powered entirely by ego, impulse, and questionable decision-making.
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3. Symbolically, a hero of chaotic energy: the friend who volunteers for things they definitely can’t do, makes declarations they can’t back up, and somehow survives anyway.
Known for blasting off into situations no reasonable human would attempt, powered entirely by ego, impulse, and questionable decision-making.
2. Someone who treats everyday life like a mission control center for their own bravado — boldly going where no filter, plan, or common sense has gone before.
3. Symbolically, a hero of chaotic energy: the friend who volunteers for things they definitely can’t do, makes declarations they can’t back up, and somehow survives anyway.
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by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025
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Known for blasting off into situations no reasonable human would attempt, powered entirely by ego, impulse, and questionable decision-making.
2. Someone who treats everyday life like a mission control center for their own bravado — boldly going where no filter, plan, or common sense has gone before.
3. Symbolically, a hero of chaotic energy: the friend who volunteers for things they definitely can’t do, makes declarations they can’t back up, and somehow survives anyway.
Known for blasting off into situations no reasonable human would attempt, powered entirely by ego, impulse, and questionable decision-making.
2. Someone who treats everyday life like a mission control center for their own bravado — boldly going where no filter, plan, or common sense has gone before.
3. Symbolically, a hero of chaotic energy: the friend who volunteers for things they definitely can’t do, makes declarations they can’t back up, and somehow survives anyway.
“She volunteered to lead the project without reading the email. Classic cockstranaut.”
“The moment he said ‘trust me, I watched a tutorial,’ I knew the cockstranaut was about to launch.”
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by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025
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by Mr.Man777 January 7, 2017
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