Cluster Duck 

When your phone's autocorrect corrects the word Clusterfuck so you rewrite the whole word like three fucking times until you get it correct while the friend who you are texting is pissing himself

Friend: this year has been fucking awful
You: Yeah, its been a Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
Friend: Bro are you having a stroke
You: CLUSTERFUCK! finally

Cluster Duck by KoolKidz1268 June 24, 2020

cluster fucks

A milk chocolatey candy bar full of peanuts and fuck, nougatey fuck.

Looks like someone was watching Dane Cook. :)

It's amazing how a little ball of lint can turn into a cluster fuck. (Or plural cluster fucks)

Man: Hey watcha got there?
Woman: Oh it's a new candy bar
Man: What's it's name?
Woman: Cluster fucks!

cluster fucks by Dani Johnson December 29, 2007

cluster fuck 

A military term applied to a disorganized gathering of service personel, often times at the entry of a military building or common route which obstructs or hinders passage of other personel.

"We can't get into the barracks. There's a cluster fuck in the way."

"Get in rank you maggots. This is a total cluster fuck."

cluster fuck by kamikaze762x39 July 16, 2007

cluster fuck 

Used in the military when shit is going bad or something is majorly screwed up. Usually accompanied with a load of additional profanity, and if possible, physical confrontation.

"The right flank met with heavy armoured resistance, what a (add multiple expletives) cluster fuck. Where was that intell we were supposed to receive?"

cluster fuck by Fudge911 December 10, 2009

Cluster fuck 

Bumper to bumper traffic moving at a snail's pace. A bar or club where there's hardly room to move. A jam packed subway train.

"Can't even get to the bar to order, it's a total cluster fuck"

Cluster fuck by NYCman530 March 18, 2010

cluster-fuck 

A cluster-fuck is when a half dozen guys fuck another dude in his asshole.

I got cluster-fucked in the cadet showers this morning!

cluster-fuck by USAF Cadet July 22, 2021

cluster fuck 

An impossible situation that causes much frustration but often is unforseen. These give a person a headache when simply thinking about resolving one.

When you invite three girls to a party and try to hook up with all of them, then you have a real cluster fuck on your hands.

cluster fuck by Andy Rozo December 28, 2005