clam spam

The fluid that oozes out of the vagina and encrusts itself on the panty liner.

Brittany needs a chisle to remove the clam spam from her panties.

by Human Douche May 16, 2008

Clam Slam

Picking a Female up by her vagina and brutally slamming her into the ground. Also known as a pussy piledriver.

Sam: Dude your friend was pissing me off, so i had to Clam Slam Her
Jake: Its okay man, Should of thrown a kettle at the bitch

by Motherphuck July 8, 2011

Clam Shanker

Some stupid fucking jab made on the Daily Show by John Oliver against the French.

"Those dirty clam shankers!"

by clamshanker April 4, 2010

Clam scam

A cocktease but for women.

Man, that Bert's a certified clam scam

by Arthur vader July 7, 2011

Clam stamp

A physical gesture consisting of a person creating a vagina with his or her hands by connecting the index fingers and thumbs in an extension while the other fingers are clenched as in as fist. Then thrusting this hand formation forward quickly so as to place a stamp. This stamp is bestowed upon those who willfully exhibit weak and otherwise un-manly or "pussy" actions

That guy just got dragged out of the bar by his wife. Lets clam stamp his forehead!

by Falcon 2012 January 7, 2012

clam shield

to interfere with a woman trying to pick up a guy.

When your girlfriend hands you a tampon in front of the guy you are hitting on you have been clam shielded.

by Gwatanova December 4, 2010

Clam Slam

The female equivalent of tea bag.

When Diana killed that sniper, she put down a mean Clam Slam on his forehead.

by K2they October 28, 2014