Chuffer

When used in conjunction with nob means guzzler.

See nob-chuffer.

Manuél, my tea is cold. You dwarf-fisting nob-chuffer.

by Angry Bob December 2, 2003

Chuffer

A homosexual.

Possibly derived from "to chuf on a cigar".

Is you boss gay?

Yeah, Tom's a full-on Chuffer.

by Etherial Moiety April 5, 2010

Cuffed Hand Syndrome

A case where the person has his/her hand always in a cuffed position, ready to give his/her supervisor a quick hand-job, or phalangel gratification. A Kiss ass in so many words.

Usually can be found on misshapen chinese men.

Because of Johnny's Cuffed Hand Syndrome, he is always getting special favors.

by Xio Ming February 27, 2008

Chuffer

A chuffer is a females vigana in slang form.You'd say chuffer to the female species if you would like them to show you there chuffer.

Oi you, get your chuffer out.

by Grimmy March 1, 2005

Angry Hand Cuffed

When you hand cuff your girl to the bed then cum on her face

Yeah bro, I angry hand cuffed her ass last night

by ScottyDontKnow October 30, 2011

Chuffer

Another word to describe a woman's genitalia.

No exact reason how the name came to this meaning, So it probably just sounded right.

Yo this bathroom smells like Chuffers on a hot day.

Pull your pants up, i can see your chuffer.

by Pansypants October 15, 2008

Chaffed

When someone’s chat is that shit and they look like an absolute cunt

Person 1: Yo mate you see that girl there?
Person 2: yeah what about her?
Person 1: she is a chaffed cunt

by Poloyex June 4, 2019