Christopher is a sexy boy who always makes you laugh, he is a good person to talk to when your sad or angry. He is a good fighter as in punching and he is usually strong, a good boyfriend coz he cares and he will stick up for you when you are in trouble.
Christopher is so strong
Christopher is so handsome
Christopher is so careful
Christopher is a good fighter
Christopher is so handsome
Christopher is so careful
Christopher is a good fighter
by Reelikeactua1ree July 23, 2019

Guy 1: We need to get the fuck out of here, the money isn't worth it
Guy 2: Why are you so scared?
Guy 1: Christopher just drank 4 chug jugs and ate 3 orphans, and is rapidly approaching
Guy 2: Why are you so scared?
Guy 1: Christopher just drank 4 chug jugs and ate 3 orphans, and is rapidly approaching
by Ratworks March 21, 2022

A Christopher is person who can be an ass but is there for you if your having a hard time.Not always given a shot to show how he wants to be involved in your life. Not the best at getting you to fall in love with him but is able to fall in love with you extremely easily. Doesn't always feel special but will tell their friends that they are special no matter what. Will hate you if you call them Christmas for a nickname
by A_P3r50n October 19, 2018

Christophers are special people who you want to keep around. It will help to get close to a Christopher, on the outside their rough and just one of the guys, but on the inside they're sweet, funny, and a friend who will always come through. Christophers are people that you want to keep up with. Once you're close to one, don't let him go, keep him with you because he will come through for you.
Person 1: Hey Christopher, can you hand me that piece of paper?
Christopher: No get up
Person 1: Christopher, I've known you for a long time, get up
Christopher: I know, I'll get it
Person 1: Thanks
Christppher: Anytime
Christopher: No get up
Person 1: Christopher, I've known you for a long time, get up
Christopher: I know, I'll get it
Person 1: Thanks
Christppher: Anytime
by YASSSSSSSSS______ April 22, 2016

A strange European male who may or may not speak French. Usually unemployed, balding, and plays a sport called soccer that only people outside America care about. Likely has nails and toenails that can be used to climb trees.
" 'ello. Would you like to go to ze W hotel avec moi?"
"Like, OMG...WhatEVER! I don't do Christophes!"
"Like, OMG...WhatEVER! I don't do Christophes!"
by maamsir February 2, 2010

A well mannered guy who is very quiet. He speaks with a voice so low you would assume that he is a timid individual...which fits perfectly with his nerdy hair style the comb over! Lets not forget when he's out conducting business the clothing he choses to wear isn't much different. Now you wouldn't expect nothing less then a person who is very generous but not because he is known to be wealthy but almost as if he was splurging to obtain friends! Once you really get to know a Christopher you will realize all of what you thought you knew was a BIG lie as he is quiet the deciever! Its almost safe to say he is just a fraud... a thug that's under cover. Some may even say his presence is like taking a gamble with your life. Like a dope phein with a addiction Christopher can be to ones life. He's one guy that draws attention ... When he's around every ones mind some how becomes cloudy!!!
by Dakota Stryker August 23, 2017

A very extremely attractive person, who believes that they are bad in bed but really isnt
Has a big dick
He is very sweet, caring, and loving
Has a big dick
He is very sweet, caring, and loving
by Meisnice March 14, 2017
