Choadgina

1. A choad is a dick wider than its length and a choadgina is a vagina wider than its length. In other words a vagina going left to right insted of up and down.

2. A threat to a person you don't know if its a girl or a boy.

1. "choadginas are just wrong!"

2. "FU*CK you, you tom-boy bullshit choadgina!"

by DA_SHIT!! April 7, 2009

choad

1) The stretch of fleshy highway between a man's goatbag(Scrotum) and your butthole(anus). 2) Slanderous name for a diagreeable dickball(person). 3) NOT a sqaure penis.

1)"He is such a greasy Choad-faced douche tool!"(Slanderous) 2)"Aw, Sarge they shot me right in the choad!" 3)"I was then abrubtly kicked in my choad with his steel toad boot."

by Ben Jonson December 28, 2005

your choad

See your face.

"You're in some deep shit now."
"Oh yeah? Well, your choad was in some deep shit last night. Oh snap!"

by Albie Wangsta March 27, 2004

choad master

Someone who has mastered sucking choads

Nick Cline from longmeadow, massachusetts is the ultimate choad master.

by cookie stealer April 23, 2003

Choad Burglar

Basically someone who burgles choads

"Hey marcus what are you doing?"
"Shhh Im just burgling this guys choad"

by Westinator December 1, 2004

Choad

A "choad" is a penis that is wider than it is long.

Tcherepnine's choad weighs 9 stone!!!

Tcherepnine's penis is twice as wide as it is long dude!
That's one hell of a choad!

by Mike22 February 10, 2007

choad jockey

An asshole who deserves to spend his time riding or jockeying choads.

That guy is such a choad jockey.

by The Real Cooney July 25, 2006