Clyde

Fat, lazy, makes fun of you when he/she/IT comes over. Needs to lay of the twinkys; A clyde pushup: knee pushup (or a girl push up)

God, you cant even do a clyde pushup? Thats pathetic

by DJ. EZ Rock March 22, 2009

bitchen clyde

nickname for Derik Wheeler.A woman loving faggot hater.

Bitchen Clyde will stomp a mudhole in your ass if you cross him.

by Bitchen Clyde January 16, 2004

Clydesdale Steamer

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but the offending material is applied to the upper lip of the girl once you have finished. The body heat thus causes steam to rise from her shit moustache.

I smeared her fresh shit across her upper lip creating a clydesdale steamer.

by Hagz-Aza-Phat March 5, 2010

clydey

Big man that gets all da bitches. (Gets women). Clydey can also reference a person with a large dong.

P1:Hey man I'm talking to this chick
P2: oh yeah bro thats great
P1: but shes also talking to this guy named clydey...
P2: damn bro u got no chance

by Big russian man May 31, 2021

bonnie and clyde

When a girl and a guy clasp hands and jerk the guy's penis off.

Babe, you are really struggling with this hand job but i love you; let's bonnie and clyde this one.

by theragecage April 27, 2017

Clyde

Total Dumb Ass. Has to think about it to breathe on his own.

That guy is a Clyde ! How does he breathe on his own?

by #herohutch#CFD#1 May 2, 2018

Clydesdale

(literally- a show horse) A vagina or anyother type of fish-smelling hole on the woman species; Ditty; clit; rooster.
The meaning originated when a young girl tried to steal a heavy clydesdale keychain from bush gardens and put it down her pants. Gravity did it's thing and it wound up in her vagina.

Wow look at the lips on that clydesdale

by Lussypicker May 4, 2004