trouser chili

The act of blowing mud in ones pants,slacks or jeans.
Gordon could not find a cork to cram up his crack, so he said "Fuck it" and proceeded to make a batch of trouser chili in front of all the customers in the store
by Scott311 May 27, 2007
Get the trouser chili mug.

Chili mac

When trevor Mosby puts his dick in a poopy ass
Hey did you hear about what happened to karena last night

"Yeah I heard she got chili macced by trevor"

"WOW bill that trevor sure is a chili maccing machine
by Doofinator October 26, 2018
Get the Chili mac mug.

lunch at chili's

Term used to indicate an impending termination of employment. This is a take off of Jerry Maguire's "lunch at Cronin's" where Bob Sugar took Jerry to fire him.
George's sales were way off and he is expecting to have lunch at Chili's.
by FatherGuido December 24, 2009
Get the lunch at chili's mug.

chili log

When you rub shit on your dick and then smack someone in the face with it.
Chad totally chili logged me last night again in front of my friends.
by Momma Howse March 06, 2022
Get the chili log mug.

netflix and chili

When you are talking about finishing leftover chili while watching your favorite show or movie on Netflix then realize what you just said.
"Hey babe, you know what I want to do with you tonight...... Netflix and chili! Oh wait, uuuhhhhh......
by Marchosias July 29, 2017
Get the netflix and chili mug.

chili coma

A chili coma is induced when you realize that mommas chili is so good that you keep going after bowl after bowl.
Mommas chili is so good that I forgot that we were playing monoply and just kept going back after more bowls...and it put me into a chili coma...I lost monopoly.
by thebumpasspodcast February 15, 2016
Get the chili coma mug.

Chili Shotgun

The act of one massive blast of shit out of your ass which then smacks the back of the toilet like a big ole bowl of chili was shot out of a shotgun
Lincoln just got done eating Taco Bell and now because of this he proceeded to the bathroom where he then chili shotgunned the back of the toilet and sent me a Snapchat video of it
by MADsMINDFREAK January 17, 2020
Get the Chili Shotgun mug.