vertical cheeseburger

The tastiest burger known to man (and some women) the vertical cheeseburger. The vertical cheeseburger is a well-loved name for the humble vagina. Take a $2 McDonalds cheeseburger and turn it vertically and the resemblance to the human female vagina is uncanny.

I ate Rhonda's vertical cheeseburger literally all weekend. In fact I'm sure I heard her say "would you like fries with that?" while I was mid meal.

by Dr Smooth September 17, 2017

Dick Cheeseburger

Action when a male takes his flacid penis and wraps it around and between his two balls....and rotates it 90 degrees.

Our faces are in mourn as we look at Pat's dickcheeseburger!

by Anthony and Greg February 18, 2005

Cheeseburger Eddy

It aint easy being Cheesy!

Cheeseburger Eddy is a legend
You allways gotta protect your McNuggets!

by Marc Conway May 29, 2009

cheeseburger rule

The more wigger-like and fag-like a kid is; as proportional to how abusive he is towards girls, determines how much a hot girl will like him. Likewise, the more pleasant, and down to earth, non-wannabe, a kid is the less a hot girl will like him.

A lot of the kids that practice the Cheeseburger rule are wiggers.

by Mister N August 10, 2006

double cheeseburger

The act of two men inserting their penises into a woman's anus at the same time.

The pornstar Gauge is especially adept at performing the double cheeseburger.

by Chrispybro May 4, 2006

Dublin Cheeseburger

A Dublin cheeseburger is simply licking a females vagina or rectum after you or another male has ejaculated into it. Made famous by Irish politicians during the Celtic Tiger. Similar to sloppy seconds.

Dave's ex is sleeping with a new guy. That new guy is getting Dave's dublin cheeseburger.

by Hontop Shanny September 22, 2010

double cheeseburgers

Slang word for a girl with a curvy ass, see the movie Thirteen.

That slut ain't got shit on THESE double-cheesburgers!

by BabyDizz May 6, 2005