Chilling Hard Ass Fuck: The act of doing absolutley nothing productive and enjoying time with others who have no intention of doing the oposite.
1. Just got out fo work and all I want to do is have an drink and CHAF.
2. My friend is leaving for college next week, we all need to CHAF and smoke a bowl one last time before then.
2. My friend is leaving for college next week, we all need to CHAF and smoke a bowl one last time before then.
by mulatina July 30, 2012
Get the CHAF mug.A person kept around during the zombie apocalypse by a group of survivors as the designated bait when running from zombies. Usually a slower, heavier or asthmatic person without stamina. The idea is that he/she will be the person at the back of the group and will be caught by the zombies thus allowing the rest of the group to escape.
It has its origins in WWII radar counter-measures - bogus targets dropped by aircraft to confound enemy surveillance.
It has its origins in WWII radar counter-measures - bogus targets dropped by aircraft to confound enemy surveillance.
"We keep Bill around as Chaff, we don't have to run fast, just faster than Bill....."
"Who's the Chaff in this group? Look around, if you can't pick him out, it's you!"
"Who's the Chaff in this group? Look around, if you can't pick him out, it's you!"
by Necropology October 17, 2012
Get the Chaff mug.A chaff is the name given to a group (or person) of people who are moronic junkies who have dead end jobs and live in a rough estate.
Display a very limited vocabulary using words such as 'ravin' 'shafe geez' and 'give me your mobile or i'll f***king knife ya'
Display a very limited vocabulary using words such as 'ravin' 'shafe geez' and 'give me your mobile or i'll f***king knife ya'
by craig.B November 21, 2004
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Get the chaffa mug.Girl: " See you @ the movies tonight! "
Guy: " Maybe if I could walk to my car, drive my car, and walk from my car to theater I would. "
Girl: "Aw what's wrong?"
Guy: " I cannot stop chaffing :/ "
Girl: " :c Maybe some other time? "
Guy: " Maybe if I could walk to my car, drive my car, and walk from my car to theater I would. "
Girl: "Aw what's wrong?"
Guy: " I cannot stop chaffing :/ "
Girl: " :c Maybe some other time? "
by Lo Vlesbians July 15, 2010
Get the Chaffing mug.chafe is an irritating and highly restrictive condition that arises due to the friction between one's thighs or scrotum area. The result of these high friction levels can range from being a mild 'chafe' or be more serious which can mean a visit to the hospital if the case worsens. However, there are certain measures that one can take to prevent the onset of chafe in the genital area:
- wear tight boxers to prevent rubbing
- use ointment to treat chafing
- avoid walking extremely long distances, especially in hot weather.
- wear tight boxers to prevent rubbing
- use ointment to treat chafing
- avoid walking extremely long distances, especially in hot weather.
Person 1: 'this trek is really messing with me.....the chafe i got going on down here is herendous!!!!!!'
Person 2: 'wow.....thats not good.....i would get some ointment on that or it could mean the end of your career as a world competitor in the mushroom trekking championships.'
Person 2: 'wow.....thats not good.....i would get some ointment on that or it could mean the end of your career as a world competitor in the mushroom trekking championships.'
by johnstick1 March 24, 2008
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Leaving a monster gash in the pow while sliding down the hill on yer ass. (Usually after failing a new trick.)
Leaving a monster gash in the pow while sliding down the hill on yer ass. (Usually after failing a new trick.)
Dude 1: Dude was totally shredding the gnar before he landed on his ass.
Dude 2: Dude's a total Angelo...
Dude 3: Yeah bro, he's chafing the angel.
Dude 2: Dude's a total Angelo...
Dude 3: Yeah bro, he's chafing the angel.
by Chutes-n-Laters January 19, 2011
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