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Chaotic Machete

When the male penis becomes uncontrollably erect after the feeling of victory or pride, primarily because a video game.
The gamer got a chaotic machete after he got a victory royale on Fortnite with his duo partner.
by Skinny McDougal January 27, 2020
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Chronic the Hedgehog

The title for Sonic's original film design.

Because it's definitely not Sonic.
"Hey look, it's Chronic the Hedgehog!"
"OH JESUS FUCK."
by McHodges713 January 30, 2020
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Chronic Complainer

A person who wasn't raised to know that nobody likes a whiner, and gave him/her pretty much anything they wanted to shut their whining hole. They are immature, self-entitled, melodramatic, high-maintenance, and call constant undeserved attention to self, because when they were growing up, their parents enabled their shitty behavior rather than putting their foot down.

Parents, when you tell your spoiled, whiny kids that, "No means no." and to either shut the fuck up or go to their room, you're not being mean. You're giving your children the gift of knowing how to behave appropriately, so everyone won't drop them as a friend, dump them as a partner, ignore them as a coworker, not take them seriously as an employee, and so on when they are adults.
Person 1: I dumped my girlfriend last week.
Person 2: You ok?
Person 1: I feel better than I have in years. There's finally joy, meaning, pleasure, peace, hope, happiness, and goodness in life again.
Person 2: You were dating a chronic complainer, weren't you?
Person 1: Yup, and she's not my fucking problem anymore. Thank god.
by Hazelwudi July 8, 2020
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Chaotic Sex Appeal

when a persons chaos becomes so chaotic it turns into massive sex appeal. most commonly found when a girl has a nerf gun.
Trey: *sees a girl on a golf cart with last nights make up, a nerf gun, and no shoes* “now THAT’s some chaotic sex appeal.”
by dunkinexpress August 12, 2020
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Hash oil chronic blunt

A blunt with at least an eigth of chron and a gram of hash oil.
Me and Lee just smoked a fattie hash oil chronic blunt
by mattie bitch March 27, 2007
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chronic fatigue syndrome

Being sick all the time for no discernable reason. Like, fibromyalgia, but more tiredness and less pain. Typically it's really hard to get people to believe you, especially doctors and social security.
I have chronic fatigue syndrome. Although I'm 22 years old, I still have to live with my parents, who seem to think that my illness is something I made up just so that I could drop out of university and pop pills all day.
by jollygreengiant132132 September 28, 2012
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chronicitis

1. Cough caused by heavy marijuana usage, similar to a cigarette smokers cough.
2. Newest cd by Slightly Stoopid, a kickass sublime style band.
1.
Joe "I smoked so much sensi this year that I
cough all the timenow. "
Me " I think you have chronicitis man."
2. Slightly stoopid's newest cd "chronicitus" is tight as hell, fire up a spliff of some good sensimillia and listen to it and chill...its fun.
by Ibillin October 23, 2007
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