A noun that describes the unique ability some men possess of being able to maintain a loving relationship with their partner whilst unknowing to the partner is cheating on them. Much the same way a chameleon can us each eye independently a man with chameleon eyes can look his wife in the eye while looking at the rack of a women passing by simultaneously.
Josh: how does arnold do it?! He sleeps with cindy his next door neighbor and he can still go home and make love to his wife like shed the only women in the world.
Clint: he's gifted my friend god has graced him with a pair of chameleon eyes
Clint: he's gifted my friend god has graced him with a pair of chameleon eyes
by gunny bunny September 16, 2012
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When your mouth is so dry and sticky it feels as though you could shoot your tongue out and catch a fly.
Dan says to tom i had a great night last night but got a real bad case of chameleon tongue must have had one to many beers.
by Travas Hewett October 15, 2009
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The Chameleon's computer was burned by a virus because he was so fucking stupid that he opened up the virus
by Raven Darkrav May 2, 2003
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Only enjoy doing 45-50% of what they enjoy, or they might pick up on it really quick.
Never look off or act goofy, because you might get caught in a "I Bet You Can't Bang That Chick" look, and it's over right there.
Always go back to her place, because a chameleon always has a the room of a white rich child with too much clothing on the floor or they live with ma in the office on an air mattress.
Once at her place make sure not to come on too strong until after about 30 minutes in, because back at the house she can drill you even more...It's happened to me so I know.
Once everything is set and you think the timing is right start putting slow moves on her...
Eventually...it will be almost impossible for her to resist.
Then exit strategy...pretty simple....The Quagmire
Chameleon(continued)
Never look off or act goofy, because you might get caught in a "I Bet You Can't Bang That Chick" look, and it's over right there.
Always go back to her place, because a chameleon always has a the room of a white rich child with too much clothing on the floor or they live with ma in the office on an air mattress.
Once at her place make sure not to come on too strong until after about 30 minutes in, because back at the house she can drill you even more...It's happened to me so I know.
Once everything is set and you think the timing is right start putting slow moves on her...
Eventually...it will be almost impossible for her to resist.
Then exit strategy...pretty simple....The Quagmire
Chameleon(continued)
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Guy2: Yeah, she was totally chameleonating.
Guy2: Yeah, she was totally chameleonating.
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Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.
Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.
"Timmy, you've responded well to our conventional treatment, so now I'm going to put you on Chameleon Line."
-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...
-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...
by El whisperer February 12, 2013
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