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cereal face

Noun: An open-mouth smile that shows only the top row of teeth, thereby giving the appearance that the person looks like a cartoon character on a cereal box.

Verb: To cause someone the loss of the bottom row of teeth, through curb stomping or other means.
Tony got a cereal face for felching the sheriff's daughter behind the dumpster at Red Lobster.
by ectofunky August 18, 2011
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cereal avalanche

When one accidentally pours milk too quickly into a cereal filled bowl, and ends up with milk and cereal spilling over the other side.
"Aw man, now I have to clean up this cereal avalanche!"
by Molly Ivins May 1, 2010
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Lettuce be cereal

Person 1: Duur huur
Person 2: Lettuce be cereal

Person 1: Alright, whats up?
by Akiray December 30, 2011
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Cereal Killer

Someone who is on a diet and only eats cereal
My cholesterol was so high, I was forced to become a Cereal Killer
by itzritz April 7, 2009
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cereal monogamy

The custom or practice of eating only one type of cereal at a time. Cereal monogamists view the casual alternation of cereals, or, worse, mixing different cereals in the same bowl, to be simply wrong.

Not to be confused with serial monogamy.
"I eat Cheerios for breakfast. I eat only Cheerios; no other cereals. Cheerios are the greatest thing since sliced bananas! Wait-- I'm out of Cheerios... time to get some more cereal... I eat Frosted Flakes for breakfast. No other cereals; just Frosted Flakes."
That's an example of cereal monogamy.
by Grinning Cat January 18, 2015
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cereal booty

A booty that is so good and big that you can eat cereal out of it (even if it falls in the anus then you would still eat it)
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Damn Tyrone, that girl had a cereal booty.
by Cerealeater69 June 21, 2017
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fer cereal

Basically an emphasis of for real. It comes from "fer serious" which is how people with bad grammar would say it. (Also "fo' cereal" or "fo' serious")
-Dude, I got free porn now.
-Fer cereal?! Awesome.
by Chris Leyva October 20, 2004
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