cement mixer

When a man and woman are humping on the beach, it is the magical moment when the guy finishes on the girls vagina and throws sand on it...

John was humping Suzie on the beach and when he realized he wasn't fond of her, he decided to give her a cement mixer.

by NM Tex December 6, 2007

Boys dorm cement mixer

When someone in the Boys dorm has clogged a toilet, and the rest of the dorm continues to shit in it until it resembles hardened cement.

Really Dominic another Boys dorm cement mixer.

by Vladimir Siriia January 25, 2020

Me: He was forced to eat cement when he was 6
Family: Why are you the way you are

When you are absolutely cleared off the bevs.

“I’ve been bent tent cement ever since I started taking shots.”

by Bonzo42069 July 9, 2024

I wouldn't do take that if I were you, you'll end up back in the cement

by Shuaman March 30, 2020

Da term "honorable cemention" could also refer to da town's putting up a molded-mortar statue in your honor.

by QuacksO February 20, 2021

by SoothKippy July 1, 2023