My Last Two Brain Cells

A description of what remains of one’s mind after slogging through excessive work, living on low sleep or poor nutrition, or dealing other people’s bullshit.

Wow, I did nothing but grind on schoolwork from August to December. My last two brain cells are going to play some Minecraft.

My last two brain cells are running on Chicken McNuggets for breakfast and 3 hours of sleep, so I probably won’t be able to finish the report by the deadline.

My boss whines every day about how lazy I am, even though I work 80 hours a week. My last two brain cells are not cut out for this shit.

by Shepherd Guy October 28, 2022

cells

cells are life. literally, they’re the basic unit of life! cells are really cool and they’re made of organelles.

cells are amazing!! do you like cells?

by AnnabethJackson May 15, 2018

Brain Cells

The first excuse for parents to think weed is bad. The truth is, however, that weed promotes brain cell growth by increasing the development of stem cells in the brain.

Smoking weed kills your brain cells! That's why you only have straight A minuses!

by SomethingCool51 July 25, 2012

brain cells

The cells found in your brain.
aka: what you lose after smoking weed.

Going out to kill some more brain cells.

by BrittanySmith:) August 3, 2007

celli

slang for you cellular or mobile telephone

call the celli!

by raezler December 31, 2003

Callisto

Psychotic, self absorbed, egotistical woman that men and women alike drool over

Did you see her? She's such a Callisto

by Brianna Gem September 26, 2006

collision kid

Someone who bumps into the other side of life.

That girl could suddenly see the trees for the wood, not just the wood for the trees - she was a true collision kid

by The Mamma with the Quan December 11, 2007