cedar lane sizzler

The burn from sitting on your tractor in the nude.

Hopped on the Farmall in the buff and gave myself a Cedar Lane sizzler.

by TobesMagobes August 4, 2017

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Cedar

Unfortunately this is not a tree, this is a guy with awesome potential who can't seem to get his timing right. He has musical talent coupled with refined social skills, and by refined, this does not mean elegant, he is inappropriately funny, generally attractive with a charming personality. He is drawn to people, to the outdoors, and drama. Drama and he have a complicated relationship status 24/7. He is genuine in his often flattering comments which may often be confusing to the female brain. He is a romantic and a critic, take a Shakespearean tragedy merged with a comedy add a little lifetime movie flare and there he is. His brain is all over the place, his excitement is contagious, his loyalty once you have it is unwavering. He will offer you his coat when its cold, expect you to read his mind, say you're perfect atleast once a week. He loves his family and heritage more than anyone you've ever met. He may be a little contradictory but as corny as it is he's an adventure worth taking...(probably)

A Cedar is both the good cop and the bad cop if you ask me

by UsagiMizuki March 1, 2019

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Cedar Lofts

Cedar Lofts is more than a college apartment, it's the carefree lifestyle of making lifelong memories.

Cedar Lofts is the greatest college apartment.

by State College December 23, 2023

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Cedar point cash grab

Being ripped off at Cedar point amusement park while you’re just trying to ride rides and have fun. Their motto is, “you can do anything… for some money”.

That was a Cedar point cash grab I just want to ride rides, but be extra faster pass was a straight cedar point cash grab and you can do anything at Cedar point faster… for some money!

by TM2016 July 21, 2023

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