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Chuff Nut

A Chuff Nut is when you fart and in the process, slightly shit yourself.
On no...I think I've just fired out a chuff nut
by Rudeboy23 December 21, 2008
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caffeine

A legal stimulant that is found in coffee, soft drinks and energy drinks and there is the pill form. Normally ingested in drinks but can be swallowed in the pill form or the pill can be crushed to powder for snorting and even cases of "slamming". Caffeine is as strong as amphetamines but does not cause wicked behavior as, cocaine, meth or other drugs but too much caffeine at one time can get a person high and can "tweak" a person out.
Pepsi, mtn dew, coffee, monster drinks all contain caffeine. Too many monster's can twack a person out.
by jackson, j May 30, 2006
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chuff nugget

a piece of faecal material that makes a bid for freedom whenyou far.not a "full on foloow though", just a little nugget of crap in yer kaks
"just had a fart and lordy lord i got a chuff nugget in my breaches!"
by Pax September 15, 2003
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tipping the chauffeur

When a passenger in a vehicle inserts two fingers into a female passenger's vagina and then reaches forward and sticks the fingers underneath the nose of the driver.
Mike was fond of tipping the chauffeur when he was in the back of Eric's car with his girlfriend Brittany.
by Jacsme December 12, 2008
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Caffeine Dealer

A Barista. A person who is specially trained in the making and serving of coffee drinks.
Before I go to work I need to pay a visit to the local caffeine dealer. I still haven't got my fix today.
by brontosaurus666 February 26, 2011
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chuff cake

An ironically bad insult that is aimed at another individual for humourous reasons. Usually this word is used to relate to an idiotic/stupid person.
e.g. 'Stop stealing my chips you chuff cake!'

e.g. 'Stop spilling your juices on me you chuff cake'
by Mr.cool123 February 19, 2014
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caffeinoholic

Someone who is addicted to caffeine so much that they have to drink Energy Drinks and Coffee constantly.
That old lady at the office is such a caffeinoholic that she can't go one hour without coffee.
by Estretoseten February 2, 2015
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