While chatting up a fine young lady the male (aka peter mckibbon) may be spotted grinning in such a sleazy fashion that his face is formed into a canoe-like shape.
by alex thurlow March 9, 2004
Get the face-canoemug. Not a definition but the orgin of the phrase: This phrase was coined in 2004 by Blake Edmondson in Camp Walker, South Korea. It was used as an alternative phrase for someone being a complete moron / dick / dirtbag. After Edmondson transferred stations I attempted to pass this phrase on along with other greats such as..... Gungle a gungle, (rumble of a V8) Kadouche (boom), and Splack (disgusting splash).
by You know! October 12, 2012
Get the douche canoemug. a leader of a lesbian group or a self proclaimed female gay activist with no useful purpose other then self-promotion.
Last night at a local gay club the "Canoe Captain" led a fear-less group of lesbians in an effort to protest the existence of men.
by spike001 April 17, 2006
Get the Canoe Captainmug. -"Dude, during dinner she kept grabbing my croch under the table and playing with it."
-"Bro, so she was canoe paddling you!"
-"Yeah"
-"Bro, so she was canoe paddling you!"
-"Yeah"
by Paw Lee March 15, 2012
Get the Canoe Paddlingmug. by Skirish April 25, 2010
Get the douche canoemug. As my Dad used to say... "Aren't we all just Bulls looking for a Bull Canoe?"
Then the shaking started...
Then the shaking started...
by RuneClaw November 28, 2019
Get the Bull Canoemug. Free canoe is a classic Craigslist prank wherein someone's name and phone number are used in a false ad on Craigslist. This type of ad typically has a desirable item priced for free or a low sum of money.
Yo dawg, my phone keeps ringing with people asking if I still have the free canoe. I don't even own a canoe!
by Sarrus25 May 27, 2017
Get the free canoemug.