Twin cocked

1. When a person has been penetrated by two males.
2. A term used, normally used in first person shooters, when 2 players on the same team dominate the game.

1. My buddy and I just twin cocked that girl.
2. My buddy and I just twin cocked your entire team!

by lilhoss2130 January 21, 2010

Canadian Cacker

That of a Canadian born citizen with characterisitics pertaining to the life styles of "hicks" or "rednecks", with the exception of being wealthier. The physical appearance of a cacker is that of a person who owns and wears american eagle collared shirts excessively and has a pasty-pale complection. Typically cackers are males; however, female cackers do exist.

"Did you see that Candian Cacker walk by?"
"Holy crap his skin is pale/pasty. He must be a Canadian Cacker!"

by wmeditsk January 25, 2010

caked out

When a person, typically a woman, has a big butt / ass.

Damn dude, Lindsay is fucking caked out.

by YourNiceStepBro July 25, 2021

cached

(adj) The state of completion a pipe or other smoking device reaches once all the substance within it is reduced to ash.

Stoner1: Dude, pass the dutchie.
Stoner2: Can't man, it's cached.

by Stridey October 4, 2003

cracked out

The spaced- out what the fuck is going on feelin you get the morning after a party where you've been rollin all night.

I am so cracked out... I don't know what to write here.

by Jenn July 25, 2003

The Cracked Voice

- n.

1. The burlesque yet cosmopolitan literary style of Cracked.com, "America's Only Humor & Video Site, Since 1958".

2. Sarcasm of the highest art.

3. If Oscar Wilde and Dorothy Parker had a son named Freddie Mercury.

"I always picture the cracked voice coming from an awesome dude."

"I have a chemistry teacher who speaks PERFECTLY in the Cracked voice--minus swears."

"Why the fuck should you care? Oh yeah, because I said so."

by Jacopo January 6, 2010

Cracked the Apple

A maneuver initiated during an intimate table dance at a topless gentlemen's club aka 'shaker bar'. This maneuver begins when the female entertainer faces you directly and while in close proximity, you reach back with both hands and grab her buttocks, spreading her cheeks wide apart in a smooth, controlled and deliberate motion. Typical response to this action is pure disgust and/or expulsion from the club, and in rare cases utter enjoyment for both.

During our trip to Cabo San Lucas, Ted Cracked the Apple when he visited the Sheet Room at Mermaids.

by Little Butch May 23, 2006