Call of Duty

The most realistic and the first game ever. Only true gamers play it.

Meanwhile in Call of Duty, true gamers laugh about Battlefield's primitive physics engine. Arma was an attempt by a failing Czech developer to make Call of Duty 'more realistic'. However due to the fact that Call of Duty was already as realistic as a video game can possibly be, they panicked. They made a shameless rip-off and slapped 'military simulator' on the front. True gamers are smart enough to know this, hence why Arma averages 67 on Metacritic, whereas Call of Duty averages 98-100. Call of Duty players laugh down at players of every other game, knowing they are Call of Duty rip-offs. Call of Duty is the most realistic video game with the most advanced engine. The world's leading video game scientists have confirmed this, so it isn't as much 'thinking' as it is 'knowing'. And Call of Duty can't possibly RIP those games off. Call of Duty was the first video game, so there wasn't anything for it to rip off.

by mynameisbetter August 13, 2021

Call of Duty

A pretty good game series

Hey, do you wanna okay Call of Duty?

by Guyp3rson October 19, 2021

Call of duty

A mid game that has been the same for 18 years

Damn, Call of duty sucks ass.

by _Oink December 15, 2021

Call Of Duty

when boys play it at 3 am, they all turn racist and spit out racist slurs with no backlash, they go all out with no boundaries. You have been warned

*3 am playing Call Of Duty*
Boy 1: OMG THIS GUYS A N*****
Boy 2: STOPP KILLING ME YOU N*****
Boy 3: NOOB KILLER STOP YOU F****** R***** N*****

by Myyotic April 20, 2022

Call of duty

A game franchise for people who think they are good at videogames

Dude 1: hey dude I'm no.1 at call of duty warzone

Dude 2( a chad): ew

by Ibo8 April 20, 2022

Call of Duty

A game series that hasn’t gotten better in a long time. In fact, the series is getting worse over time. Vanguard’s my proof. Zombies is the only good, fun part of those games.

Person 1: Call of Duty is trash! The old games are the only good ones, with a few others.

Person 2: Call of Duty: Vanguard is an amazing game, what are you taking about?

Person 1: *Kicks Person 2 into the stratosphere*

by Cum-Chalice April 22, 2022

Call of duty

A community hub for 3 am racism

Call of duty Just is tbh

by Gay blade May 16, 2022