Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkey

n. 1) A gatekeeper who is driven by political agenda and a delusion of self-importance, rather than providing any useful function. 2) A gatekeeper who rather than being useful, attempts to prove their self-worth or reason for existence by not doing their job but rather obstruction the proper fulfillment of duties. 3) A bureaucrat who embodies the seven deadly sins of soft corruption: G-COPCAP. See: G-COPCAP.

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G-COPCAP

n. The seven deadly sins of soft corruption: Gamesmanship + Conflicts of interest + Obstructionism + Partiality to wealth and influence + Cronyism + Abuse of authority + fearfulness to prosecute politically-Powerful perpetrators

The man tried to get the word, "torina," added to the Urban Dictionary but the Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkeys simply ignored his entry, and did not deign to communicate any reasons for their decree.

by AWrinkleInTime April 14, 2016

buttmunch

one who munches the butt, anus, ass, or rectum enjoyably

hey buttmuch, stop munchin the butt

by justin July 20, 2003

Buttmunch

A name you call someone when they do something wrong, or something doesn't go your way.

You Buttmunch, you didn't come to my lunch!

by Pregnant Ninja March 13, 2010

buttmunch

one who repeatedly corrects and/or mocks his or her friends, thinking of him or herself as a genius who knows all

When I told him I can do what I want, that buttmunch replied with "well, i say you can't, so ha!"

by agirlprovingherpoint March 19, 2009

Buttpump

Butt pump/pumping is the action that takes place during anal sex.

Lemmie give you a good hard butt pump baby!

by Carl August 28, 2003

buttmonster

Someone who is being either annoying, inappropriate, or an asshole.

Suck vage, you're being a buttmonster.

by poopcock December 19, 2007

buttsmex

to be truthful, it is butt sex.
better known as: ass fuck.

dude 1: u wanna buttsmex?!? ;D
dude 2: nuu tanks, get sum frum tat dude! :D
dude 3: wtf i'm not gay like that... O_o

by Ophie.Teh.Odd.One September 2, 2009