Sperm Burglar 

A woman who tries to trap a man by getting herself knocked up.

Obvious giveaways: she decides to have the baby anyway. Even when he says he’s not into it. And then of course tries to lock him down.

Often the plan fails, which leads to repeat offenders. A single mom with a baby or very young kid who wants lots of wild sex is highly suspect. Many try it again with a new target.

“Oops, I forgot to take my pill!” is the favorite method. But sperm burglars also poke holes in condoms, steal jizz out of discarded condoms, or simply scoop the cum inside her after he comes in her mouth or on her chest. It only takes one sperm to do the job.

See also: daddy issues, Dependent Personality Disorder, stage 5 clingers.

John: Jane is perfect for me—she loves all the kinky shit I do to her—even cumming on her face!

Roger: Don’t fall for that man. You know Dave didn’t want to have a kid, right? But she’s a sperm burglar, and she got him. He escaped though, so now she’s desperate to hook some new schmuck to take care of her and her expensive little mini.

John: Damn! No wonder she seemed too good to be true.

Sperm Burglar by Big Dongky October 19, 2019

Burgeoning

One who burgeons in the field. One who like to burgeon themselves to burgeon.

That's a little Markiplier tip for all you burgeoning YouTubers out there

Burgeoning by thebestaround69 March 22, 2019

BurgerFit 

A badass ground meat and veggie burger that gets the pickiest of eaters to eat more vegetables.

Person 1: "Dang girl, where'd you get that booty?"
Person 2: "Thanks, I'm BurgerFit."

"My girlfriend said I needed to start eating healthier so she started making me BurgerFit burgers. They were so good, I didn't even realize I was eating vegetables!"

"The only way we get our toddler to eat vegetables is through BurgerFit."

"I needed a quick breakfast so grabbed a BurgerFit burger and ran out the door."

"My husband won't eat vegetables so I tricked him by giving him BurgerFit burgers."

BurgerFit by Amanda Bernard July 12, 2019

Burglarsonarceny

Burglarsonarceny is the crime of burglary, arson, and larceny committed in one act. First committed (and coined) by Bender Bending Rodriquez of Futurama fame.

Phil committed burglarsonarceny. Now he gets to go to jail.

Burglarsonarceny by Stargoat August 26, 2013

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eating a burger with no honey mustard by Charuzu March 14, 2022

Burgerballer 

A person who has taken their devotion to burgers to the next level. They never order a double when they know they can get a triple or quad burger. You can identify a burgerballer by the grease stains on his shirt and his massive fat ass! Burgerballers can often be found outside Shake Shack giving Hi Fives to passing fatties!

Person 1. Look at Steve stuffing a triple burger into his face!!
Person 2. Wow that dude is a burgerballer!! I love him!

Burgerballer by Premiersteve August 20, 2013

Burglkaf

Someone who uses millennial created words. Plural is burglkafs.

Person 1: Have you checked out my vlog yet?
Person 2: Ugh, you are such a burglkaf!

Burglkaf by ConsulJuniper August 28, 2014