brassy

to be rude or sarcastic.

chuck: wow, way to be a loser.
dan: DON'T BE BRASSY!

by epicfail5421 December 16, 2008

Brass Clown

Putting on a round, brass, clown nose, then sticking it up a person's ass while licking their taint.

A Reverse Brass Clown is sticking the nose in a woman's cooter while licking her ass.

Basically, it's sticking and licking.

The term was invented by J.A. Konrath in his book Cherry Bomb. Any other brass clown definitions are false, and were stolen from Konrath.

I put on my metal nose and gave that guy the best brass clown he ever had.

Or

She was so into the brass clown, I lost the nose inside her and had to fish it out with a magnet.

by mcglade August 26, 2010

Brass Knuckles

Basically a four fingered ring. One of the best hand combat weapons ever invented. Used in the proper way can leave an opponent unconscious or possibly dead. They usually come in Brass, steel, Pewter, and copper.

In london they call brass knuckles Knuckle Dusters.

In Japan they call them Tekko with a slightlly different design.

by longjohn May 24, 2008

Brasshole

A boss, manager, supervisor who is a royal pain in the ass.
Always chasin' your tail for some work that doesn't matter but they want just to let you know who is the head man.

Brasshole - Have you finished those statistics I asked for?

Employee - I thought you didn't need them for another week?

Brasshole - What, you still haven't done them?

Employee - Under breath " You is one big brasshole"
Out loud "Sure I'll have them with you directly"

by Devil's Advocate July 24, 2008

Brass

*Ammunition casing.

*British terminology referring to negative quality.

*Another term for "money".

*Synonym for "shoot", used often by Australian military terminology.

*Powerful military commanders who, for example, call certain shots.

MOM : "Don't forget to pick up the brass when you're done shooting your Garand, OK?"
ME : "Whatever. Not like we have a reloading kit or something..."

LIMEY : "That bitch was brass mate!"

DRUG-DEALER : "No brass, no deal. Now get outta here."

AUSSIE : "Ah'll brass that bitch up mate!"

LIEUTENANT : "The operation was a success!"
COLONEL : "I noticed. I'm gonna bring it up with the Brass later on. Hope they accept the results though....you know how nervous and picky the Brass can be."

by Dave June 6, 2004

brass

The boss.

Brave.

A military commander who has a lot of medals. Or just medals and awards.

The brass is in town, shape up.

That boy got some brass balls.

Look at the brass on him.

by MK January 28, 2004

brass eye

A six episode series from the 90's satirising many social issues starring chris morris. caused a cufuffle among the snobs in society as it touches on the more amusing side of paedophilia in one of the episodes.

"the teletubbies is mucholy boring, let us partake in the viewing of brass eye"

by hixy May 13, 2005