broobs

Fat black man titties, where a black man (a brother aka bro) has sacks of fat (breasts/man boobs) on his chest. They may grow there from puberty, genetic defects, eating too many potatoes or be placed there by god because he deserved it. May have increased risk to develop breast cancer.

Therefore bro + boobs = broobs

Pronounced "brew"bs....broobs

"That frank guy...i heard hes got broobs"
"Yer we should call him broobs from now on"
"AHAHAHA BROOBS!!!"

"broobs"

"Broobs if you keep eating potatoes its not gonna help the broobs situation"

"F*ck off broobs"

"frank youve got some serious broobs"

"Can i touch your broobs frank?"

broobs by jimbo bones June 11, 2007

Bromobile 

The kind of car a bro would drive, usually filled with bros. Probably an open top jeep.

Guy 1: Dude, check out that bromobile.

Guy 2: I hope they get in a rollover accident.

Bromobile by Tossrock October 2, 2012

broob 

a bruise on one's boob.
bruise + boob = broob.

When I got hit in the chest by that jerk on the stairs, I got a broob.

broob by i hate picking a name June 13, 2008

Bro job 

When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.

Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."

Bro job by TechnicalDiffi6 February 22, 2018

brojocula

North Jersey , Italian slang for pussy.

Let’s go to Hoboken and get some brojocula

brojocula by QBwMono September 13, 2019

Blojob 

A combination of Blofeld and Oddjob. One of the lesser-known Bond villains. NEVER to be confused with blowjob

He said you looked like Blofeld...he said you looked like Oddjob...he said you looked like a cross between Blofeld and Oddjob...you look like Blojob." - Stephen "Goggle-eyed Monster" Merchant

Blojob by DickieAnderson July 30, 2011

Bro-job 

Non-gay oral sex between bros. Usually after a few drinks and a lack of normal female attention. You should try it.

"Dude did you hear about that sweet bro-job that Justin gave to Zach?"

"Yeah it was like totally cool....I guess....fml".

Bro-job by broseph15 August 21, 2011