Iron Brew (as opposed to Irn Bru, made by Barr) is a bright orange sweet drink. It can be bought at the unholy cheap price of 39p for two liters from Lidl (other low-budhet supermarkets ARE available), and tastes almost identical to its Barr-made parent, although slightly less fizzy. Very tasty. Any brand of Iron Brew is reccommended. Apparently a 'fruit flavoured' soft drink but I can't taste any fruit. Legend has it that Iron Brew was originally made of molten iron, straight out of the blast furnace, and coloured with Scottish ginger hair (veracity of this rumour is doubtful). The spelling was then probably bastardised to Irn Bru and sold as a brand.
by larry the person October 08, 2006
by nick_g July 11, 2011
Said after a fart or that deep down inside feeling of man i have to make it to the bathroom quick.
"I have a mean grumpy brewing"
"I have a mean grumpy brewing"
by bobbyDbo October 10, 2009
The Konopelski's version of coffee that is so black and strong, you'd swear you were drinking Wesley Snipes.
Relevant Physical properties:
Immiscible with cream, will not solubilize sugar
Kono Brew Recipe:
Brew one bag (12 oz.) of coffee with one cup water (optional).
Ultimate Kono Pot Recipe:
Let Kono Brew sit on burner for 10 hours. Put in freezer overnight. Brew one bag (12 oz.) coffee with one cup water over the frozen Kono Brew. Enjoy.
Relevant Physical properties:
Immiscible with cream, will not solubilize sugar
Kono Brew Recipe:
Brew one bag (12 oz.) of coffee with one cup water (optional).
Ultimate Kono Pot Recipe:
Let Kono Brew sit on burner for 10 hours. Put in freezer overnight. Brew one bag (12 oz.) coffee with one cup water over the frozen Kono Brew. Enjoy.
Non-Kono: That sip of Kono Brew made me bleed out of my ass for seven days.
Kono: It's 7pm, brew up the third pot of Kono Brew.
Kono: It's 7pm, brew up the third pot of Kono Brew.
by Big Cait December 16, 2006
The amount of brews (drafts) it requires to mac a certain biddy. If the chick is on the uglier side, she will be higher on the brewski meter, meaning that a bro would need to drink more beers in order to respectively mac. If the bid is a complete babe then a sober bro will suffice.
TDog: "Yo Chaz, how high is this chick on the brew meter?" Chaz: "She might take around three cold brewski's to chafe the biddy." TDog: "Thanks Bro"
by wut a cool dude December 23, 2011
by Stead9 May 14, 2011
...brews lee
by Mors_Aeterna May 16, 2016