Brett

Man with incredibly small penis, and or a chick with a dick

Damn look at that brett

by pimp ass biotch October 20, 2008

brette

In parts of the Midwest, a feral raccoon or person possessing the qualities thereof, not to be confused with "Brett."

Innocent Bystander: So... I found a brette in my living room tonight and just completely froze. I figured that if I didn't move, then maybe it wouldn't see me, like with the t-rexes in Jurassic Park.

by Eilatan24 January 6, 2010

Brett

-To eat out a girl while she is on her period.

Eww did you hear how our singer pulled off a Brett!!

by MIKE23453534 February 29, 2008

Brett

A fuckboy.

Damn he's such a Brett.

by chimp2435 January 22, 2017

Brett

(noun.) A white male, also known as a cracker, known for having an unusually small penis. The 'Brett' is often seen buying, selling or tinkering with junked and otherwise useless VW's.

Person 1: That guy is a real Brett.
Person 2: Who, that Tool over there?

by MoliMattnski December 15, 2010

Brett

a selfish bastard who sucks alot of big black cock just like his sister the devil. and one of the most sloppy people you ever meet.

clean your room. domt pull a "brett"

by [R.A.V.E] October 16, 2008

Brett

A very annoying boy who is very rude. He is also very loud and talkative. This boy is dirty minded as well as short. His friends only like him because he is funny. Also, he likes a girl, but is scared to admit it. This girl is someone that make fun of people with him. Brett is always made fun of for liking this girl, but he denies it. This girls name might end with an E.

Brett, you are so bad

by Lizzytizzy October 17, 2016