dirty braedon

when you cum in your partners belly button and make them drink it like a jelly shot

woah, you gave her a Dirty Braedon!

by Dirtyjamie October 18, 2017

brendong

A gay floppy nosed human most likely to get rejected for a turnip

Brendong: Abbi be mine
Abbi: ehh no fack off m8
Brendong: but i love you

Abbie: we're like water and noodles when we touch you go soft

by brendingy May 7, 2018

goose-breading

The act of having one's sexual partner dress as a goose and consume a slice of bread hanging from one's urinary tract.

Megan and Tom's fading sex life was quickly reinvigorated when they began goose-breading; as prescribed by a sexual therapist.

John: Boy, my foreskin is really itching today!
Jack: Did you try goose breading again?

by Spartae July 27, 2013

Breading

Putting slices of bread with peanut butter on a car,mailbox,cat

"Dude Daniela was breading that cat !"

by Twinkie Swagg November 6, 2011

BreadNuts

Breadnuts is when you've reach the point in which you haven't clean your balls in so long that they begin to smell of fresh baked bread. This is the point of no return because unlike normal sweaty ball smell, breadnuts is pleasant

Guy: *Takes off pants*
Girl: Whats smells like golden corral bread biscuits
Guy: Oh thats just my breadnuts.

by Bangbrospt2 January 15, 2015

Brendon Urie

A wonderful man who is the lead singer of Panic! At The Disco. All his band members left him because the fans invented fan fictions about them and they couldn’t handle life anymore. Milk. Just, milk.

Brendon Urie is a Great Man.

Fan: Hey you like P!ATD?!
Fake fan: oh yeah!
Fan: Did you see Brendon’s livestream last night?
Fake fan: oh, Brandon Urine?
Fan: YOU BHFHDHKWNWBEBEROR. ITS BRENON URIE YOU IDIOT, LEAVE THIS WORLD!
:)

by AlyssaIsATrashCan May 7, 2018

Bradon

If you meet a guy named Bradon keep him for ever he the best friend you could ask for he keeps your secrets he’s funny, caring and chill he’s always there for you when you need him never leave him!

You have a bradon in your life damn I’m jealous

by Pyt.alexa December 7, 2019