braiding my pubic hair

I contemplate braiding my pubic hair when I'm bored out of my fuckin mind.

This afternoon, I was so bored that I was contemplating braiding my pubic hair!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

Braingasm

A sudden rush of short-lived intellect, intelligence, or insight on a matter or idea.

He thought about the girl and had a braingasm of poetry.

by newbiedoo December 23, 2008

Breading

Not paying attention when you're doing something. Brain dead in verb form.

Oh shit my bad I was just breading (breadin') for a sec, I didn't realize what you were saying

by Martialdemon December 2, 2010

Breading

The act of visiting a toilet armed with bread immediately after the toilet has been used. Proceeding to clean the toilet with the bread and then eating it.

The guys from audit always go into the toilet after I've laid one out, they mop up the remnants and eat the bread, the dirty breaders. It was a breading fest.

by Breader December 27, 2007

Water Broading

Sometimes, at a gangbang porno shoot, the blindfolded gangbangee will start to think that they are drowning due to the amount of depraviar that is being fired all over them and they will start to invent and reveal military secrets.

"Er...we've got UAVs hidden under the mountain! WMDs too! We've got goats with heat seeking lasers on their heads!"

"Stop cumming on her guys, she's water broading."

"Sheeeeeeit, that girl crazy."

"Yeah, now just wipe her down and we'll break for lunch."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

Bradin

An annoying dumbass that spends 99% of his chasing manly woman think whether or not he’s gay..

Person 1: who’s that guy following the transy

Person 2: that must me bradin

by booitzhalloweeni May 17, 2018

Branding

The grouping of several items that share a common theme under one mark.

Branding all Virgin products involves adding a visual mark that is a bright red background and handwritten white lettering, with a common theme of fun.

by Non-conformist 2 June 22, 2016