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Mr. bond

That's the name of my bird
Me: I'm back
Mr. Bond: *racial slurs*
Me: Mr. Bond
Fade to black
by Ihaveabird August 11, 2022
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Bondage Wedgie

A well planed prank that involves a person being bonded. This is best done when the victim is asleep.

Technique:
When the potential victim is asleep, you tie him up with a strong rope, or cord. You then give the victim a wedgie and hang him up somewhere for all to see. When the victim wakes up, he will be traumatized for life.
My older brother is infamous for giving me Bondage Wedgies. When I was asleep in my room he used duct tape and gave me an atomic wedgie. He hung me on the coat hanger in his room. When I woke up, he had all of his friends there and taking pictures. Then he and his friends kicked me in the balls over a hundred times.

Whenever I fell asleep at a sleep over, my so called friends gave me a melvin and duct taped me to a wall and tied me up so I couldn't move, I was there for three and a half hours.
by Nyaruma December 24, 2006
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Bondage-Slut

Bondage-Slut also Bondage slut

1) a woman who enjoys being tied-up during sex.

2) a woman who becomes a slut once she is tied-up.

3) a woman who receives sexual gratification from being tied-up.
1) "She was a little bondage-slut, much to his enjoyment"

2) "She was a bondage-slut for anyone who wanted her"

3) "That bondage-slut doesn't care if she gets fucked, just as long as she's tied-up!"
by marriedct July 27, 2008
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bondunga

a smelly, ugly, unattractive type of male. the friend your always embarassed to be seen walking with.
I was walking with bondunga, damn that nigga smelled like parrot shit!
by henaoshadow January 13, 2011
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bondage buddy

Like a 'fuck buddy' but an occasional partner for consensual bondage play.
When I told her I wasn't interested in a serious relationship, and all I wanted was to see her bound and gagged, she offered to be my bondage buddy.
by ABruteLA November 11, 2012
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Bondo

Technically a brand name, it has come to discribe any type of plastic body filler used for automotive body repair. Moslty talc, and is mixed with cream hardener for it to dry.
Always dries faster than you want it to, especially in hot & dry weather. But once you can work with it, that's no problem, it actualy saves time in the body shop.
There is no shame in using it when using it correctly. In a body shop, it should be no more than 1/8 inch thick. It's the redneck morons who slap 12 gallons of it right over paint and rust, then spend as mucn time as it would have taken to do it right to sculpt the shit with an artist's touch to mimic the appearance of actual bodywork. But bondo not put on correctly will not last forever, and this crap bodywork will eventually crack and fall off and make whatever sucker baught the car want to scream and gouge his own eyes out.
-"Aww man, my quarter is all dented and rusted."
--"You should rough out the damage, use dent pullers if neccisary, and shrink any stretch areas. Also construct some patch panels out of the same gauge material and weld it in place of the rusted areas, after cutting it out, of course. Then grind down the welds, grind off the paint and primer, and then spread the Bondo."
-"Umm, that sounds like it would require effort. I'd rather be inside touching myself. i'll just throw this gallon can of Bondo on it. That'll work."
--"I'm gonna go over there now..."
by Los Loco Gringos October 22, 2008
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bond girl

the small selection of very attractive women who have the best chances of being fucked by james bond
bond fucked up that bond girl, then saved her life the next day
by EEwisewolf April 18, 2008
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