Choccy Bottie

A Bottie ( booty, butt, ass) filled with Choccy (some form of dark excretion, typically feces).

Typically occurs when an individual goes without wiping after using the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey man, I just had a dump in the toilet.
Guy 2: Did you at least wipe after?
Guy 1: No dude, there wasn't any toilet paper
Guy 2: Dude, you've got a Choccy Bottie now.

by W_N_C June 8, 2021

battiest

A man who loves marijauna.

Zack loves marijauna he's a battiest!

by Caz123 November 1, 2013

Wiener boating

To make conversation in a rude and drunken manner. From the German, "weinerboten".

You've really got to stop wiener boating our waitress, or she's gonna cut us off.

by wakingrooster August 5, 2010

two batting

Waiting an unreasonable amount of time to update information. Especially if the information in question is important to a large important group of people.

Dude, I'm totally two batting my managers with the TPS reports.

by hrltwincities August 25, 2010

ho boating

The act of showing off specifically for the benefit of a member of the opposite sex.

"Dude why were you flaunting your curling skills back there?"
"I was just sweepin' 'n creepin' man, you know how i be"
"you were TOTALLY ho boating for Tiffany you slut"

by Kercher's Castle January 25, 2017

batting practice

1. A term used to describe a person of the opposite sex who you are seeing - but not really into - but are using to keep your game sharp and on par. Batting practice usually takes place after a breakup from a long relationship.

2. The actual date you go on with the above mentioned person.

1.
Person #1: "So you really like this girl?"

Person #2: "Not really, she's just batting practice."

2.
Person #1: "You taking that girl out to a fancy restaurent?"

Person #2: "Nope, tonight is just batting practice. In-N-Out will do."

by Youthful Wisdom July 7, 2005

Tig bitties

Huge ass titties

by Anonymous March 19, 2003