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bumper humper

a) somebody who will never pass you, but lingers way too close behind you.
b) a tail-gater that fluctuates their speed dramatically on the highway just to piss you off or because they're on their cell phone.
c) a tail-gater who might even pass you, but will eventually slow down and tail-gate someone else.
"Hey dude, check out this guy behind me. He's totally riding my ass!"
"Aw man, I hate that. Pull over and let him pass."
"Naw bro, I did let him pass me earlier, but he slowed down and now he's tail-gating me!"
"Wow! What a bumper humper!"
"Yeah man, and I totally have my cruise control on!"
by Mommypoo January 1, 2012
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bumper cunting

Lots of aggressive sizzering that leads to vaginal brushing and bleading.
Mom. I'm going out for a night of bumper cunting. I will be back later with minor bruising. "MOM" WHAT!!!
by marshn115 May 11, 2015
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mail bomber

A utility or tool usually written in php to send someone a mass quantity of emails in a short period of time. Usually used for malicious purposes or pranks.
Tina used a mail bomber and sent Joe 543 emails.
by IceZee January 1, 2007
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baby bumper

one person who engages in a relationship with one who is underage, also known as jail bait.
sarah: ricky is such a creep. He stays going out with those jail baiters.
tina: he's definately a baby bumper
by hannita May 26, 2008
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Work Bomber

Work Bomber

1) A name of a known college or management who comes into work, even on their day off, to use the facilities.

2) To take a dump in the work place on a daily basis to save buying toilet roll for the home.
1) Employee “what’s john doing here its his day off”
Manager “he’s come in just to drop one, he’s a work bomber.”

2) “Since the misses refuses to let me use the house toilet in the mornings, I’ve turned into a work bomber, cant start the day without a dump. Just think of all the log roll I’ll save”
by tomlizard August 24, 2009
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Blueberry Bomber

When a man has a crazy case of blue balls then relieves them abruptly on to the unsuspecting female.

Aka. Blue ball load
"I gave Cindy a blueberry bomber last night she couldn't open her eyes. "
by harold henderson December 4, 2011
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Bournemouth Bomber

Bournemouth Bomber - The bomber is a extremely high in volume and nearly illegal drink, which can be found in the suburbs of Gran Alicante, Spain. The drink comprises of all the same ingredients as a 'fat frog' but with the added extra of 150ml of absinthe. The cocktail must be served in a pitcher and consumed through straws for added campness.

Ingredients:

1 bottle Smirnoff Ice
1 bottle Bacardi Breezer Orange
1 bottle WKD Original Vodka Blue
150ml of Absinthe
Alex : "I feel like get rat arsed, get me a pint in!"

Andy : "Why don't you get a Bournemouth Bomber, that will get you shit faced!"
by apc1986 October 24, 2012
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