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Bobcat

Nick Canon is Mariah Carey's bobcat.
by Stegosarus With Wings October 7, 2009
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Bobcat Boner Blunder

This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.
1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night

2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it
by Soggy sack December 18, 2017
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Bobcat Syndrome

(n.) The experience when one meets a potential partner one time, then fantasizes and obsesses over that one person even though no further contact is made between the two persons. This can progress to the point where the person can go months without any contact with the other person, but still obsesses over the memory of the initial contact.
Example: "Hey Billy, I still can't get my mind over Bonquisha!" "Billy, it's been over four weeks now. I think you have Bobcat Syndrome." "Oh darn!"

(For further reference and information, see "Bobcat Goggles")
by TimJongUn May 10, 2016
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Bobcat

She's got and older. A Bobcat I hear. Go for it.
by Zen Mutty May 17, 2018
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Bobcat Pavejob

Bobcat Pavejob refers to a cruel form of punishment given to pedophiles. It’s where their flaccid penis is stretched (painfully) onto wet concert by an actual Bobcat and held there until the concrete solidifies. They’re also given nothing to eat or drink.
That yucky pedo was given the ultimate punishment. The Bobcat Pavejob. Should scare the others
by Hck94 April 27, 2025
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Bobcat

The male version of a cougar. A older man you would like to fuck. Now a serious bobcat is when the guy is really old but still super hot and you would bang him.
Blonde : hey check out that bobcat at the bar.

Blonde : Tara that guy over there is a serious bobcat.
by Bobcat lover May 7, 2019
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bobcat quickie

a place to eat when hungover if you attend the college of Texas State Univeristy.
by the guy with many names February 3, 2023
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