A person who tries to act like they know what they are doing even though they know don't have a clue.
A bluff bunny will lie about something in an attempt to not look stupid or uneducated; though all ways proving the ladder.
A bluff bunny will lie about something in an attempt to not look stupid or uneducated; though all ways proving the ladder.
Bluff Bunny: "Can I borrow your clippers?"
Owner: "Do you know how to use them?"
Bluff bunny: "Ya! I'm not stupid"
-after-
Owner: "Why does my clippings brush have oil all over it?"
Bluff bunny: "I put some razer oil on the blade and spred it around, that's what you're suppose to do."
Owner: "NO! you stupid bluff bunny! The kit comes with a different, smaller blade brush, and it's for CLEANING not painting with oil!"
Owner: "Do you know how to use them?"
Bluff bunny: "Ya! I'm not stupid"
-after-
Owner: "Why does my clippings brush have oil all over it?"
Bluff bunny: "I put some razer oil on the blade and spred it around, that's what you're suppose to do."
Owner: "NO! you stupid bluff bunny! The kit comes with a different, smaller blade brush, and it's for CLEANING not painting with oil!"
by Stonemagick June 21, 2011

To get out of something by requesting something that will either make the person angry or result in you getting a blow job
Tim and the Columbian girl were getting it on and ended up back at Tims, When kissing on couch, Tim realised that he can’t see any future with this girl.. Instead of explaining this , he goes for the Bluff Blowy… He says to the girl ‘How about we go into my room and you give me a Blowy?’
This results in either the girl leaving in outrage of such a ballsy sexual suggestion or she gives him a Blow job’ This is now a win-win situation
This results in either the girl leaving in outrage of such a ballsy sexual suggestion or she gives him a Blow job’ This is now a win-win situation
by Adam8Ya May 4, 2024

"Where's Jim tonight?"
"Oh, he's out with his Council Bluffs Sister again..."
"Wow. Won't their kids have hooves?!?"
"Oh, he's out with his Council Bluffs Sister again..."
"Wow. Won't their kids have hooves?!?"
by Arrogant Joe March 14, 2022

by 30glockkk_k June 14, 2016

A bluff that is convincing.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

The affliction, common in frequent masturbaters in which one's jizz is stuck in his urethra to where it's glued shut and his piss can't break through it, resulting in two streams of urine coming out of his dick when it finally decides to punch through.
John: Guys, you'll never believe this, I went to go pee, and two streams of pee came out of my penis!
Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.
John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW
Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.
John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW
by Brockollama January 16, 2012

by onionpapi August 25, 2023
