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Bluetooth Headset

(noun) A device that allows people to appear to be talking to themselves. The best way to look like a schizophrenic. Also good for creating confusing conversations.
"Why is that guy talking to himself? Oh, he must be using a Bluetooth Headset ."
by etch dos April 4, 2009
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Arab Bluetooth

when a lady of arab culture sticks her cell phone into her head covering to use it like a bluetooth
oh cool, that lady is sportin the arab bluetooth
by KittyKatBigBoi May 23, 2009
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Bluetooth

To get oral sex from a female hands free
Last night when I was getting some head I told that bitch to Bluetooth.
by deals22 August 30, 2010
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bluetooth

The act of performing oral sex with the use of teeth resulting in blue balls and an irritated member. The irritated member the prevents ejaculation resulting in prolonged exposure to blue balls.
"Dude, Adriana gave me a bluetooth and I've been throbbing for a week."
"After a night of hardcore laxing, natty light, and hours of bluetooth i woke up this morning to a bloody dick and sore balls"
by thebeefybanana September 1, 2011
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Bluetooth

A COVID-19 gangbang where multiple people want to connect but cannot because the internet connection is unstable
"God I want you but I'm totally Bluetoothed right now!"

The poly party was cancelled due to Bluetooth and our incompatible pairings.
by Rimn'at April 6, 2020
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Bluetooth Defense

A tactic to defend oneself from those who see talking to oneself as an indication of mental problems.
Johnnie is sitting in his room, talking to himself, and his friends walk in on him. Johnnie will immediately deny that he was talking to himself and will instead claim that he was talking on Bluetooth. This is known as the Bluetooth defense
by Joselino May 4, 2008
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bluetooth moment

omg you can see that chicks g-string through her pants-BLUETOOTH MOMENT! ROWL! BUUUAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
by late Cummer April 16, 2006
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