bloop ride

An urban rental car. A bloop ride may be earned in exchange for a favor, money, drugs or sex. It is advisable to use a bloop ride if you're going to commit a crime so the car can't be traced to you.

(Court transcript:)

Q. Whose vehicle were you using at the time?
A. Man, I don't know. It was just a bloop ride I got off a friend of my brother's girlfriend who owed me money. Know'm sayin?

by JeanneBop January 29, 2008

bloop ass

When part of ones rectum is protruding and visible through ones sphincter. I suppose it’s akin to prolapse.

When Bill and Martha did doggystyle for the first time, bill was thrilled to discover she had bloop ass.

by Porkrinder December 17, 2017

Bloop Schnorg

yes

friend 1: hello friend 2!
friend 2: Bloop Schnorg my fellow human

by fuckayooooooooooooo December 10, 2021

Bloop Thug

Members of the BloopDiary community who engage in flaming, trolling, arguing, & flat-out rudeness for the sheer purpose of causing discomfort, knowing they would never do so if the target knew who they were or where they live in real life. Will never admit to their wrongdoings & will claim until they're blue in the face that they are only debating/defending/practicing use of the First Amendment. See internet thug.

There is a bloop thug trying to argue with me. Oh, dear!

by 098 May 3, 2008

Bloop a Loop

A "Bloop A Loop" is a person who acts in a retarded way. A "Bloop a Loop" is also something that one screams at someone else when angry to piss them off.

Joe : What ? Huh ? Durrrrr. * DROOLS *
Heather - Stop being such a bloop a loop !

Joe : Hey Heather.
Heather - YOUR SUCH A BLOOP A LOOP ! GOD.
Joe : WTF ?!?

by Beautiful Disaster <3 <3 <3 March 29, 2009

Bloop Blop

The phrase a girl speaks after you cum in her mouth.

"I asked her if she was going to spit it out or swallow it and she said Bloop Blop."

by Marquis70 March 10, 2008

Bloop Diary

99% drama, 1% awesome. Encyclopedia Dramatica would shit their pants if they saw it.

1. HOLY CRAP did you hear someone got offended by the site's POLL? Now they want to sue Bloop Diary!

2. She thinks she's ABOVE the drama because she posted in the drama thread about how she doesn't want to get involved.

by NOTCreepedoutbyEstellayo April 13, 2008