The act of farting in one's partner's mouth while receiving anilingus, briefly inflating the active partner's cheeks like a blowfish.
"My boyfriend and I shouldn't have gone out for Indian food on date night. He gave me a spicy blowfish when I was eating his ass out later!"
by simpatico23 October 11, 2012
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Tony just got fatter and is always complaining about how hard it is for him to go to the gym and keeps showing off his old photos of when he used to be able to lift, all while sitting at a bar drinking beer. Tony is a gym bluff, he likes to say he goes to the gym but never really does and is always at the bar.
by mistermaster652 April 14, 2014
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1) The player is playing Texas Hold 'Em or a similar game,
2) the player open shoves fifth street, and
3) the player is playing the board.
1) The player is playing Texas Hold 'Em or a similar game,
2) the player open shoves fifth street, and
3) the player is playing the board.
by zeesubalpha April 26, 2011
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