diamond blitzed

The best or one of the best highs you've ever experienced after smoking dat dank dank bomb azz bag of chronic..

High: blitzed
best high: diamond blitzed

"that blunt I just smoked had dat bomb chron in it!!! I'm so diamond blitzed!"

by DarealHBIC January 31, 2010

Blitz Effect

When you are up by 2 or more touchdowns going into the 2nd half of a game of NFL blitz and suddenly your opponent develops super human powers, making catches that are not humanly possible, and forcing fumbles like the football is covered in crisco.

Me: Dude, I was beating mike so bad at blitz last night, like 50 to 0 at half.

Friend: Yea? what happened?

Me: Blitz effect dude, he beat me 51-50

Friend: oh, shitty

by bigmckale October 2, 2009

Rainbow Blitz

Nobody knows why he was created or who created him, but he is the boy version of the My Little Pony character Rainbow Dash. His pony form looks like: Rainbow tail and hair, sky blue body, rose eyes, and his cutie mark is on his thigh, witch is a cloud with a lightning bolt shaped rainbow. His human form looks like this: Sky blue skin, rainbow hair, rose eyes, baby blue jacket with white sleeves, ripped blue jeans, and his shoes are blue sneakers with white stripes. The back of his sneakers have little wing looking objects witch are baby blue.

Rainbow Blitz and Rainbow Dash

by Rainbow Blitz February 15, 2014

Birdie Blitz

When lots of birds crap all over your car in the same period of time.

I parked under a tree overnight and woke up to a birdie blitz

by MadBants September 21, 2011

Hot blitz

A hot blitz is when you're tagging a girl from behind, and you "accidentally" slip it in the wrong hole.

Exception is if she realizes what's happening and calls an audible. Then the play is blocked.

"Oh, dang, last night I pulled a hot Blitz on Ashley and to my surprise, she didn't call an audible."

by TheStraight8 June 19, 2020

Pocket Blitz

When one person in a groups phone rings, and everyone scrambles to his/her pockets for their phone in case it's theirs.

"I was at a party last night with some friends and Caleb's phone rang, and the whole place pocket blitzed."

by Krispekreme January 18, 2013

Buckeye Blitz

Sudden, rapid and violent defication of small round turds with peanuts embedded inside.

A buckeye blitz may or may not result in anal bleeding causing the toilet water to turn scarlet in color.

I dont want to have a Buckeye Blitz because it makes my ass bleed.

by Rum Rudder August 9, 2021