Check the blind spot

When you fart but are unsure if it was a shart. So you go to the bathroom to wipe to make sure

After i farted i went to the bathroom to check the blind spot.

by deencee08 October 10, 2016

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shit or go blind

A set of nonsensical choices that indicate a high degree of confusion about what to do next, in the sense that neither of them is even remotely realistic but the party concerned is so radically confused that he might consider them.

Jake is Mike's best friend.

When Mike saw the damage Jake had done to his car, he didn't know whether to shit or go blind.

by Lanky75 October 20, 2006

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snow blind

1) Snow blind describes a person whose cocaine habit has left them incompetent, or has left them incapable of dwelling on anything other than their next fix.

2) Snow blind could describe a snowboarding or skiing enthusiast.

3) More conventionally, a temporary visual impairment due to reflections of sunlight from fallen snow.

"Snow Blind" Friend written by Hoyt Axton and recorded by Steppenwolf

"They say he wanted heaven but praying was too slow
So he bought a one-way ticket on an airline made of snow.

He only had a dollar to live on 'til next Monday
But he spent it all on comfort for his mind.
Did you say you think he's blind?"

Snowblind (2002) A movie about the cocaine industry.
Snowblind (2006) A movie about snowboarding.

by literati April 18, 2008

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