snore blindness

The inability of someone to hear their own snoring.

I could barely sleep last night because Ken has snore blindness and he kept me up all night!

by [e-mail] January 16, 2018

Height Blindness

Being blinded by a man’s ugly face because he is taller than 6’2

I thought he was cute from across the bar but once I got up close I realized I had serious height blindness

by CrustyBitch June 1, 2019

Parental Blindness

A parent’s inability to see their child’s athletic ability for what it is.

I just got a call from a parent of a kid that got put on the JV team. She was very upset that her child didn’t get put on the varsity team. That parent suffers from PARENTAL BLINDNESS.

by HScoach09 April 7, 2022

crodatious bingles

verb-
to be upset but not sad

noun-
dog(s)

noun- oh i died at this game crodatious bingle!

verb- I have 2 crodatious bingles

by a really really smart man September 30, 2023

blindlessly

1)to be with sight
2)to operate without blindness
3)completely fake word.

This is an improper / fake word i heard a person use at the bar last night. He used it in a sentence like, you cant go blindlessly through life, (eg, bob charged blindlessly up the stairs).

however this word cannot be used interchangeably with 'blindly', as this horribly mangled and fake word contains within it a double negative.

thus, the other definitions on urban dictionary regarding this word are deficient and seem to disregard the basic structure of the word. this word cannot be used interchangeably with blindly, it means exactly the opposite. while being horribly fake and mutated.
****(I would thus request that the editors of UD make my entry the primary source for this definition, as it is the only definition which is derived from the structure of the word, and thus correct)

1) to be blind is to be with out sight
2)to be blind-less is to be with sight, or to be not without sight.
3)blindlessly: is then just a horrible mutant word birthed from a drunken encounter with the proper vernacular

by Philip bazelli December 29, 2008

blinglish

ebonics referring to ones ghettofabulousness

"dat nigga got so much gold in his grill, I could pay my baby momma suppo't fo 6 months!"

"Oh that man's gold teeth are very expensive? I don't speak blinglish very well"

by supaflyhotchick July 19, 2007

anal blindness

Self confessed laziness

You ring your boss in the morning, explaining that you will not be into work that day as you are suffering from 'anal blindness'

"What's that?" replies the boss,

"Simple, I cant see myself getting my arse out of bed today."

by Hill Wanderer April 15, 2008