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shit or go blind

A set of nonsensical choices that indicate a high degree of confusion about what to do next, in the sense that neither of them is even remotely realistic but the party concerned is so radically confused that he might consider them.
Jake is Mike's best friend.

When Mike saw the damage Jake had done to his car, he didn't know whether to shit or go blind.
by Lanky75 October 20, 2006
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snow blind

1) Snow blind describes a person whose cocaine habit has left them incompetent, or has left them incapable of dwelling on anything other than their next fix.

2) Snow blind could describe a snowboarding or skiing enthusiast.

3) More conventionally, a temporary visual impairment due to reflections of sunlight from fallen snow.
"Snow Blind" Friend written by Hoyt Axton and recorded by Steppenwolf

"They say he wanted heaven but praying was too slow
So he bought a one-way ticket on an airline made of snow.

He only had a dollar to live on 'til next Monday
But he spent it all on comfort for his mind.
Did you say you think he's blind?"

Snowblind (2002) A movie about the cocaine industry.
Snowblind (2006) A movie about snowboarding.
by literati April 18, 2008
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blind mullet

I was swimming in the ocean when a blind mullet drifted past me.
by Vegas March 22, 2003
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blimmin'

UK slang.

A polite alternative to "bloody" and "bleedin'". Akin to "bloomin'" when used in conversation.
"Why are Eddie Murphy's newer movies all so blimmin' awful?"

Scott Mills (BBC Radio 1): "It's only blimmin' Friday!".
by FookIt June 15, 2009
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Blim

"Dude, I lost that blim!"
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booty blinded

to be completly controlled by a female.....
to even be willing to de-friend your close friends.
A: sup kit?
w: notta thing
A: we chillin?
w: Na son.
A: so wat up?
w: gonna be with my girl.
A: damn you's Booty blinded!
by Dracon January 14, 2006
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Blimy

Posible Euphemism for "Blind me" often used with 'Gowd' as "Gowd blimy" - obviously for "God blind me!" Probably derived from such remarks as "God blind me if I ever see anything more beautiful." But now use as an expression of shock of any sort.
Blimy, what a beauty!
Gowd blimy! What a motor!
by John D M April 4, 2008
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