blible

When you swear on the holy book, and know you're going to lie your ass off!!

For examples of the act of blible in action, see: Lord Jeffery Archer.

by GTPG November 8, 2006

blabbercunt

(N): An especially loud mouthed woman whose ability to constantly talk about dick-shrinking things like art, poetry, boy bands, and chastity is so ceaseless that even while giving blow jobs, she does not stop talking, as the vocal chords in her vagina take over and begin to utter noises.

Dave: God, Mariah will not shut the fuck up. She talked my ear off last night on the phone for over five hours. All she talked about was how much she valued sex after marriage.
Tom: Well, you should have known for how much she raises her hand in class and talks about Jesus that she is a total blabbercunt.
Dave: I know, I don't think she would even be in to saddlebacking.

by Muff Master March 4, 2009

bibbel

A children's Bible. These are books containing simplified, plain-english bible stories with lots of pictures and very little of the smiting and nastiness contained in the actual Bible.

Aw lookit, there's lil Darcy readin' from his bibbel and prayin' to Jesus.

by the moody booze August 4, 2008

Bibbin

A baby hedgehog, but can be used in place of 'baby'.

'Hey, look at that spiky little Bibbin.'

'Hey Bibbin, ;)'

by Sexy Bibbin January 2, 2010

Bibble

an awesome woman who is the perfect companion. You can sit and watch movies, kick back in front of the game with a beer, or down at the dragstrip with you doing down the track and her looking on from the sidelines. You're even happy to wait in the store for hours while she picks out the perfect outfit or while she gets ready in the mirror in the morning. She's very passionate about the relationship and willing to go the extra mile to make you happy. True wife material.

My woman is better than good, she's my Bibble

by Sideways the Seven March 4, 2012

Bibble

One of those little stones that gets trapped in your shoe when you are walking.

"Stop a minute, I've got a bibble in my shoe I need to get out"

by Ceriano October 16, 2008

Blibble Hibble

A term to describe that moment when a Woman is talking to you, and you realize she is just talking to hear herself speak. You are supposed to be listening, but you really cannot. Why? It is complete rambling blah-blah-blah, yet she has glee in her eyes. It always begins with a couple sentences of set-up, then becomes nonsensical drawn out filler-talk, drama and pointless details that only serve as the preamble to the Main Topic, which seems to take forever to get to - if that ever happens. Usually ends up with you saying 'hold that thought, I need to use the bathroom', just to escape the endless yammering. Eventually, you will plead 'Get to the POINT!!' but this will only upset her, and you'll risk her need to start the whole story over from the beginning. Good luck.

Lisa: Oh, I have to tell you something that happened to the car on the highway.
Mike: Ok...
Lisa: Well, yesterday I was driving on Main Street, by the CVS and I needed some things so I went in and had to wait a long time on line, and I saw Melissa Smith, you know Harry's wife. They invited us over for dinner this Saturday night at 8 pm. Wanna go? Ok, so I was done in CVS, and got back in the car, and headed towards the highway, and I got a call from the dentist to confirm Tuesday's appointment. They're so nice there, that reminds me I got new toothbrushes at CVS...
Mike:...GET TO THE POINT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAR??
Lisa: hold on, so the receptionist at the Dentist said...
Mike: hold that thought I need to hit the bathroom...

Classic case of Blibble Hibble

Also-

Marvin: Yo, dat chick be runnin her mouf all day an night. She ain't sayin' nuthin' but a mess of Blibble Hibble.

by Bee Scott Farthingsworth September 17, 2022