Skip to main content

Blessticles

The Pope's balls.
Pope Francis has some HUGE blessticles!!!
by Bizzario Jansch June 24, 2016
mugGet the Blessticles mug.

blesserie

Best at Jokes. Very short and annoying. In a relationship with a viner. Loves Food and animals. Blessed
Blesserie is so blessed
by Booty Code December 16, 2016
mugGet the blesserie mug.

blessed cheese

A term used to insult a person based on their looks.
John: Ew Amy looks terrible; kind of liked blessed cheese
by Cleveland34 January 3, 2017
mugGet the blessed cheese mug.

Blessturbate

When an adventurous gentleman embarks upon a speedy, covert danger wank whilst divulging his sins during confession.
"Father please forgive me for I have sinned."
(shoots load=blessturbate)
by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018
mugGet the Blessturbate mug.

Blessed Chaldean

If ur Chaldean you got money so ur blessed
by Gino123 September 21, 2018
mugGet the Blessed Chaldean mug.

blessemistic

Like a pure aetheist mode of no belief or faint regard of positivity of energy or spiritual power in life.
Street Preacher -: “Praise praise people!The light external to our true self is no more less connected than the internal as is the moon to the sun.....it shines on enough.........

Rude heckler “awww STFU the only light in my God-damned life is this lighter to spark another cancer stick, you’re a phoney baloney wannbeezey street Jeez! Get your face out of my face before I start making you see stars and not the moon you little bitch!!”

Conscientious Heckler-Heckler :- “ (Snaps the Heckler’s Fibula) WHY YA GOTTA BE SO BLESSEMISTIC DIRTY ANALHOLE!!?? The man said Praise!!! (Snaps the hecklers tibia) NOW PRAISE!!!” 😃😁
by Treebonics January 6, 2019
mugGet the blessemistic mug.

blessed

A very multitalented person , can be shy at times , but outspoken when it comes to proving (his or her )point in arguments . Usually not too tall, like about 5ft 7inches , at times can be very lazy , but the most amazing thing is (his or her) humility, would never admit that he or she is multitalented , very intelligent , cares a lot about friends and can get very emotional at times.
Wow! Blessed , ur voice is like that of an angel
by Makshat May 4, 2019
mugGet the blessed mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email