Soul Bleeder

An overly emotional and/or dramatic person; a person who is always in some sort of emotional crisis. A soul bleeder is not the same as someone who is "emo" or "goth"; they are usually normal looking people; the type of person who writes sad poems to perform at open mic night, or someone who blogs about how every part of their day is a tragedy. A soul bleeder typically uses sympathy and/or guilt to ensure they are the constant center of attention.

"I was sitting on the front porch, in the middle of the night, and I collected my tears in a jar to give to you, to show you how much I miss you since you left me...."
- Soul Bleeder

by Ladypirate February 5, 2010

Speed-Bleeder

noun. A human female who has a short time of menstruation. This usually constitutes a shorter "blowjob week", but also rejoice in her male counterpart upon discovery that intercourse may resume more expediently than expected.

John: You're still bleeding, aren't you.
Jane: Heavens no, John, I'm done!
John: What!... Jane, that's not even 3 days. You're quick!
Jane: That's right- I'm a speed-bleeder

by leahclarkbutler August 19, 2011

Bleeker

one who is addicted to facebook, and spends close to 25 percent of their day on the website; they meet, creep, and stock people on facebook through pitures, wall postings, and the person's current status. This person has a new profile pic after every social function. They tend to get no homework done due to this website. If the only reason you have a internet subscription to your phone is fcor facebook, you fit this definition.

Erica is a total Bleeker. Logan and Alyssa are addicted to bleeking.

by Miguel and Alyssa April 21, 2008

bleeder

it's worst than a pussy. it's a freaken bleeding pussy.

Don't be a bleeder.

by sirkorn4 September 10, 2010

Blenge

A Blenge is a term for an item which is being described as possessing both the qualities of a Bellend and a Minge, but not in a positive way.
Most regularly used to describe someone who has done something either idiotic or rancid in an insulting manner.

Pronounced:-
Bl-en-juh

Don't bother talking to Dave, he's being a complete Blenge.

by Joooooosh February 9, 2010

Bleego

A blow to your ego.

Yeah, Chris ended up sleeping with that DUFF (Designated Ugly Fat Friend). That's a major Bleego!

by Zeeeee! January 7, 2009

bleeper doodle

Someone who cusses, or uses profanity often.

Person 1:"Tim is such a bleeper doodle"
Person 2:"I know, he can't go one minute without cussing."

by CornIsMmmMmmGood April 27, 2011